Funny answers to burning Questions

CanadianSkin · 07-26-2006, 01:27 PM

Here is the link to the ESPN Page 2 article. Some of the answers are priceless.
ESPN.com: Page 2 : The NFL answers that you need

My fave has to be the one on Lavar.

Does the acquisition of LaVar Arrington significantly improve the Giants' linebacking corps?
Yes. With Arrington over-pursuing ball carriers and getting caught wildly out of position over and over and over, just think how much better his fellow Giants linebackers will look simply by staying in their proper lanes while getting bowled over by opposing teams' running backs.

huntz · 07-26-2006, 01:32 PM

I like it.

Mattyk · 07-26-2006, 01:36 PM

LOL that's great

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-26-2006, 01:41 PM

Wow, someone not afraid to state the facts.

Hail2theskins · 07-26-2006, 01:41 PM

hahaha the one about brady is my favorite... god i hate NE "fans"

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-26-2006, 01:52 PM

Those are actually pretty clever.

gibbsisgod · 07-26-2006, 02:02 PM

that was pretty good!

CanadianSkin · 07-26-2006, 02:14 PM

I also liked the one about Vick. That had me laughing out loud. Mainly cause my bro is a Falcons fan, and thinks Vick is the best thing ever.

Monkeydad · 07-26-2006, 02:53 PM

Quote:

How will rookie WR Sinorice Moss fit in the Giants' offense?
He will mesh perfectly. Eli Manning will just as easily hit Moss in the shins with a pass or overthrow him by 10 yards when he's standing wide open in the middle of the field as any veteran Giants receiver.

HA!!!!!

backrow · 07-26-2006, 02:56 PM

Will Reggie Bush sign with New Orleans?
It's still unclear at this stage. The likely resolution is that Paul Tagliabue will step in and do what he always does when there is a problem in New Orleans: give as much help as he can to one of the New York teams. So expect Tagliabue to award Bush to the Giants or Jets if the two sides don't come to an agreement in the next few days.

Is this the year Michael Vick finally shows improvement?
What do you mean finally? He already has shown improvement. Don't you remember that one good passing game he had last season when he threw for an amazing 228 yards and one touchdown -- Whoa! -- against the Dolphins and said it was to "show everybody" that he is a great passer and that he no longer wants to hear people questioning his abilities? Well now that he's proven himself, it's time for his receivers to do their part and prove they can reel in balls thrown nowhere near them.

LOL funny stuff indeed!

mooby · 07-26-2006, 03:41 PM

lol that was some good stuff.

dmek25 · 07-26-2006, 03:52 PM

comedy in football? is that allowed?

BDBohnzie · 07-26-2006, 04:20 PM

the best was the Winslow reference to the military...super top-secret missions. it's gold i tell you, gold!

that and Alex Smith smells like cabbage now.

That Guy · 07-26-2006, 05:02 PM

the guy owns sportspickle and has written for the onion and cracked... that's a pretty good pedigree for funny.

07-26-2006, 01:27 PM	#1
CanadianSkin Special Teams Join Date: May 2006 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 222	Funny answers to burning Questions Here is the link to the ESPN Page 2 article. Some of the answers are priceless. ESPN.com: Page 2 : The NFL answers that you need My fave has to be the one on Lavar. Does the acquisition of LaVar Arrington significantly improve the Giants' linebacking corps? Yes. With Arrington over-pursuing ball carriers and getting caught wildly out of position over and over and over, just think how much better his fellow Giants linebackers will look simply by staying in their proper lanes while getting bowled over by opposing teams' running backs.

07-26-2006, 01:32 PM	#2
huntz Special Teams Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Harrisburg, PA Age: 56 Posts: 311	Re: Funny answers to burning Questions I like it.

07-26-2006, 01:36 PM	#3
Mattyk ‎\m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 40 Posts: 73,204	Re: Funny answers to burning Questions LOL that's great __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

07-26-2006, 01:41 PM	#4
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31 Posts: 17,134	Re: Funny answers to burning Questions Wow, someone not afraid to state the facts. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-26-2006, 01:41 PM	#5
Hail2theskins Special Teams Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Herndon, VA Age: 27 Posts: 488	Re: Funny answers to burning Questions hahaha the one about brady is my favorite... god i hate NE "fans" __________________ HAIL TO THE REDSKINS!!! LETS GO MOUNTAINEERS!!!

07-26-2006, 01:52 PM	#6
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31 Posts: 17,134	Re: Funny answers to burning Questions Those are actually pretty clever. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-26-2006, 02:02 PM	#7
gibbsisgod Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 33 Posts: 3,503	Re: Funny answers to burning Questions that was pretty good!

07-26-2006, 02:14 PM	#8
CanadianSkin Special Teams Join Date: May 2006 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 222	Re: Funny answers to burning Questions I also liked the one about Vick. That had me laughing out loud. Mainly cause my bro is a Falcons fan, and thinks Vick is the best thing ever.

07-26-2006, 02:56 PM	#10
backrow The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: 36.28 x 76.22 Age: 61 Posts: 1,792	Re: Funny answers to burning Questions Will Reggie Bush sign with New Orleans? It's still unclear at this stage. The likely resolution is that Paul Tagliabue will step in and do what he always does when there is a problem in New Orleans: give as much help as he can to one of the New York teams. So expect Tagliabue to award Bush to the Giants or Jets if the two sides don't come to an agreement in the next few days. Is this the year Michael Vick finally shows improvement? What do you mean finally? He already has shown improvement. Don't you remember that one good passing game he had last season when he threw for an amazing 228 yards and one touchdown -- Whoa! -- against the Dolphins and said it was to "show everybody" that he is a great passer and that he no longer wants to hear people questioning his abilities? Well now that he's proven himself, it's time for his receivers to do their part and prove they can reel in balls thrown nowhere near them. LOL funny stuff indeed! __________________ '37, '42, '83, '88, '92. Championship!

07-26-2006, 03:41 PM	#11
mooby MVP Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: NoVa Age: 25 Posts: 11,209	Re: Funny answers to burning Questions lol that was some good stuff.

07-26-2006, 03:52 PM	#12
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 51 Posts: 10,450	Re: Funny answers to burning Questions comedy in football? is that allowed? __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

07-26-2006, 04:20 PM	#13
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 34 Posts: 4,372	Re: Funny answers to burning Questions the best was the Winslow reference to the military...super top-secret missions. it's gold i tell you, gold! that and Alex Smith smells like cabbage now. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

07-26-2006, 05:02 PM	#14
That Guy Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Springfield, VA Age: 30 Posts: 15,644	Re: Funny answers to burning Questions the guy owns sportspickle and has written for the onion and cracked... that's a pretty good pedigree for funny. __________________ Who says shameless self promotion is stupid? oh yeah, that was me... Click For Tunes!

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