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Old 07-26-2006, 02:27 PM   #1
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Funny answers to burning Questions

Here is the link to the ESPN Page 2 article. Some of the answers are priceless.
ESPN.com: Page 2 : The NFL answers that you need

My fave has to be the one on Lavar.

Does the acquisition of LaVar Arrington significantly improve the Giants' linebacking corps?
Yes. With Arrington over-pursuing ball carriers and getting caught wildly out of position over and over and over, just think how much better his fellow Giants linebackers will look simply by staying in their proper lanes while getting bowled over by opposing teams' running backs.
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:32 PM   #2
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I like it.
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:36 PM   #3
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LOL that's great
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:41 PM   #4
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Wow, someone not afraid to state the facts.
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:41 PM   #5
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hahaha the one about brady is my favorite... god i hate NE "fans"
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Old 07-26-2006, 02:52 PM   #6
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Those are actually pretty clever.
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Old 07-26-2006, 03:02 PM   #7
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that was pretty good!
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Old 07-26-2006, 03:14 PM   #8
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I also liked the one about Vick. That had me laughing out loud. Mainly cause my bro is a Falcons fan, and thinks Vick is the best thing ever.
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How will rookie WR Sinorice Moss fit in the Giants' offense?
He will mesh perfectly. Eli Manning will just as easily hit Moss in the shins with a pass or overthrow him by 10 yards when he's standing wide open in the middle of the field as any veteran Giants receiver.

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Will Reggie Bush sign with New Orleans?
It's still unclear at this stage. The likely resolution is that Paul Tagliabue will step in and do what he always does when there is a problem in New Orleans: give as much help as he can to one of the New York teams. So expect Tagliabue to award Bush to the Giants or Jets if the two sides don't come to an agreement in the next few days.

Is this the year Michael Vick finally shows improvement?
What do you mean finally? He already has shown improvement. Don't you remember that one good passing game he had last season when he threw for an amazing 228 yards and one touchdown -- Whoa! -- against the Dolphins and said it was to "show everybody" that he is a great passer and that he no longer wants to hear people questioning his abilities? Well now that he's proven himself, it's time for his receivers to do their part and prove they can reel in balls thrown nowhere near them.


LOL funny stuff indeed!
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Can the burgundy army be that literal and harsh? Does anybody wanna do the same?
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Old 07-26-2006, 04:41 PM   #12
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lol that was some good stuff.
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comedy in football? is that allowed?
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the best was the Winslow reference to the military...super top-secret missions. it's gold i tell you, gold!

that and Alex Smith smells like cabbage now.
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Old 07-26-2006, 06:02 PM   #15
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the guy owns sportspickle and has written for the onion and cracked... that's a pretty good pedigree for funny.
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