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Old 07-31-2006, 08:07 PM   #16
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According to a government report given to senior members of congress, it appears that David M. Patten was abducted by aliens early Monday morning around 4 am while driving to Redskins Park. The story hasn't been fully confirmed yet but all indications point to an alien abduction having taken place and that Patten was a likely victim.
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Old 07-31-2006, 08:11 PM   #17
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According to government a report given to senior members of congress, it appears that David M. Patten was abducted by aliens early Monday morning around 4 am while driving to Redskins Park. The story hasn't been fully confirmed yet but all indications point to an alien abduction having taken place and that Patten was a likely victim.
I've heard that LaVar Arrington will be commenting on this from Giants camp. Any truth to that rumor Saden?
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Old 07-31-2006, 08:56 PM   #18
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With Brian Finneran out in Atlanta for the year, maybe it's time to look at dealing Patten or Jacobs there for a 3rd or 4th round pick..
nobody is going to give a 3rd or a 4th for a practice squad player(jacobs). i mean lets be honest, that is all he is good for anyway!
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Old 07-31-2006, 08:57 PM   #19
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I've heard that LaVar Arrington will be commenting on this from Giants camp. Any truth to that rumor Saden?
la will be covering every thing that concerns the redskins all year long.
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la will be covering every thing that concerns the redskins all year long.
And the War in Iraq, rising gas prices, stem cell research, Jarred Jeffries and the Knicks, chaos theory, anti-matter, the new season of Prison Break, and so on and so on.
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Old 07-31-2006, 09:08 PM   #21
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I've heard that LaVar Arrington will be commenting on this from Giants camp. Any truth to that rumor Saden?

My sources tell me that LaVar was a likely target though he opted to pay roughly $4 million dollars not to be abducted. It's unfortunate that some people would pay these aliens rather than sucking it up and sticking it through the tough times. America is morally decaying folks. The stench will eventually catch up to us and god shall have his vengeance.
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Old 07-31-2006, 09:15 PM   #22
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My sources tell me that LaVar was a likely target though he opted to pay roughly $4 million dollars not to be abducted. It's unfortunate that some people would pay these aliens rather than sucking it up and sticking it through the tough times. America is morally decaying folks. The stench will eventually catch up to us and god shall have his vengeance.
thats pretty funny!! take a bow saden!!
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Old 07-31-2006, 09:43 PM   #23
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nobody is going to give a 3rd or a 4th for a practice squad player(jacobs). i mean lets be honest, that is all he is good for anyway!
too many years in the league, so he's not even able do that.
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Old 07-31-2006, 09:48 PM   #24
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Salave'a was also curiously out: for family reasons...package deal? Hmmm
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Salave'a was also curiously out: for family reasons...package deal? Hmmm
i saw that. i am not to concerned about it though, he shows up to play on gameday and he brings his A game every play. JS is a beast.
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Old 08-01-2006, 12:54 AM   #26
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I hear patten has the asian bird fru. Flu... Damn I i caught it too
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Old 08-01-2006, 08:35 AM   #27
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And the War in Iraq, rising gas prices, stem cell research, Jarred Jeffries and the Knicks, chaos theory, anti-matter, the new season of Prison Break, and so on and so on.
August 27th!
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Old 08-01-2006, 09:02 AM   #28
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Salave'a was also curiously out: for family reasons...package deal? Hmmm
He was out because his mother just passed away. I think his dad recently passed too. I feel bad for the guy.
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Old 08-01-2006, 09:11 AM   #29
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Didn't his Dad die last year in camp?
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That sounds about right. Or maybe it was during mini-camp.
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