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Old 08-28-2006, 07:11 PM   #1
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Lord Xenu Lives: Snyder Bails Out Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise Cuts Deal with New Group - Los Angeles Times

Will they begin setting up those biofeedback booths at home games?

As far as the Lord Xenu crack back, see:

Chicago Tribune | The Watcher

or refer back to the South Park episode in question.
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Old 08-28-2006, 08:37 PM   #2
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tom cruise is one wacked out dude
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Old 08-28-2006, 09:26 PM   #3
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Maybe our offense is controlled by alien spirits and that's why they suck right now...
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Old 08-28-2006, 10:27 PM   #4
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Ahem (Dan Snyder Signs....Tom Cruise?)

Y'all don't spend enough time in the parking lot anymore. It's Locker Room this, News Wire that. Sigh...I miss the simpler days of June
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You better Lock It Up!
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Ahem (Dan Snyder Signs....Tom Cruise?)

Y'all don't spend enough time in the parking lot anymore. It's Locker Room this, News Wire that. Sigh...I miss the simpler days of June
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This may be the beer talking, but I'm not going to lie. That cat is cute.
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that just made me giggle like a fat girl going down a water slide
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So Dan Snyder owns Tom Cruise now? Can he kick? He wont be bringing any of his views or opinions within 2K miles of any Redskins will he??? File for a restraining order now.
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I hear that Cruise is going to make Top Gun 2. His co pilot is going to be SouthEast Jerome.
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all i know is, if he gets to wierded out again, we might have to sick sheriff gonna getch ya on him
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Listen, if I had a quadrazillion dollars, I'd do the same thing. Since Tom Cruise went "crazy" he's put out two movies. Those movies, "War of the Worlds" and "M:I 3", made a billion dollars.

The only financial investment more guaranteed to make money is counterfeiting.
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Listen, if I had a quadrazillion dollars, I'd do the same thing. Since Tom Cruise went "crazy" he's put out two movies. Those movies, "War of the Worlds" and "M:I 3", made a billion dollars.

The only financial investment more guaranteed to make money is counterfeiting.
Uhm uh, actually, those two movies put an entire studio in the tank -- which is what TCs firing was actually all about.
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Listen, if I had a quadrazillion dollars, I'd do the same thing. Since Tom Cruise went "crazy" he's put out two movies. Those movies, "War of the Worlds" and "M:I 3", made a billion dollars.

The only financial investment more guaranteed to make money is counterfeiting.
Wheres the respect held for good actors in good movies??
Toms last two:
War.... snoozer.
MI....... most hilariously intolerable dosage of Cruise, Boooooooooooo.
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Uhm uh, actually, those two movies put an entire studio in the tank -- which is what TCs firing was actually all about.
War of the Worlds

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Released in US June 29, 2005
Total US Gross $234,277,056
Production Budget $132,000,000
Worldwide Gross $591,736,081
MPAA Rating PG-13 for frightening sequences of sci-fi violence and disturbing images.
Ad Budget (Nielsen): $46,500,000

Running Time: 116 minutes

US TV Rights (ABC/TNT, August 2005): $25,000,000 (estimated - Variety)
Mission: Impossible 3

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Released in US May 5, 2006
Total US Gross $133,501,348
Production Budget $150,000,000
Worldwide Gross $390,178,624
MPAA Rating PG-13 for intense sequences of frenetic violence
If your business crashes because a couple of movies only made $981 million, I wouldn't blame the movies.

I'm only defending Cruise because he may come to my tailgate on the 11th, now that he's an employee.
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