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Old 09-27-2006, 04:56 PM   #1
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Did you hear Mike Vanderjagt tried to committ suicide also? He had the rope tied around his neck, stood up on the chair and when he went to kick the chair, HE MISSED !!!!!!
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Old 09-27-2006, 04:59 PM   #2
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Making it it's own thread doesn't make it any funnier and only will enrage The Ego.
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Old 09-27-2006, 04:59 PM   #3
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Althougn it's a serious subject....that's freakin' HILARIOUS!!
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Old 09-27-2006, 05:02 PM   #4
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Making it it's own thread doesn't make it any funnier and only will enrage The Ego.
Yes it does!
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Old 09-27-2006, 05:02 PM   #5
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I feel like I've been semi-plagiarized (Gibbs presser 9/12/06)

Don't know that this was really worthy of its own thread though
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Old 09-27-2006, 05:05 PM   #6
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I feel like I've been semi-plagiarized (Gibbs presser 9/12/06)

Don't know that this was really worthy of its own thread though
Not even close!
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Old 09-27-2006, 05:09 PM   #7
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It was funnier the first time I heard it in another thread.
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Old 09-27-2006, 05:30 PM   #8
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It was really funny in 1986 when it was making the rounds as a Moseley joke. It was the second most told joke that year after the one involving Rock Hudson and Len Bias.
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Old 09-27-2006, 07:09 PM   #9
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Did you hear Mike Vanderjagt tried to committ suicide also? He had the rope tied around his neck, stood up on the chair and when he went to kick the chair, HE MISSED !!!!!!
I'll bet Hall is laughing his butt of too, and started chuckling at the end of the Vikings game.

People in glass houses should not throw stones, in case you missed the news Vanderjaqt is PERFECT on the season thus far and has not missed a FG or PAT. That is something Hall cannot say.
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I'll bet Hall is laughing his butt of too, and started chuckling at the end of the Vikings game.

People in glass houses should not throw stones, in case you missed the news Vanderjaqt is PERFECT on the season thus far and has not missed a FG or PAT. That is something Hall cannot say.
Although that joke was stupid, I have to interject here. Hall has kicked in 3 games this season. Vanderjagt has kicked in 1. Just thought I'd point that out.
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I'll bet Hall is laughing his butt of too, and started chuckling at the end of the Vikings game.

People in glass houses should not throw stones, in case you missed the news Vanderjaqt is PERFECT on the season thus far and has not missed a FG or PAT. That is something Hall cannot say.
How is that free agent signing looking now? All you Cowgirl fans can thank your owner for that one. I bet Man-boobs is beside himself.
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:25 PM   #12
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I heard today the Ravens had to suspend practice for like two hours after coach Brian Billick and a few players discovered a mysterious white, powdery substance on the field. After calling in special forces, they later determined it was the goal line!
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I heard today the Ravens had to suspend practice for like two hours after coach Brian Billick and a few players discovered a mysterious white, powdery substance on the field. After calling in special forces, they later determined it was the goal line!
An oldie but goodie. Sadly it worked best in 2001 on the Redskins when they couldn't score and the whole anthrax scare was going on
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Old 09-27-2006, 09:26 PM   #14
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I totally forgot about, then someone read it today using the Ravens...I almost fell out my chair.
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I'll bet Hall is laughing his butt of too, and started chuckling at the end of the Vikings game.

People in glass houses should not throw stones, in case you missed the news Vanderjaqt is PERFECT on the season thus far and has not missed a FG or PAT. That is something Hall cannot say.
I'd also point out that you can make comments like that on our Cowboys board, but we laugh at things like that here.
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