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Old 07-06-2007, 03:27 PM   #1
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Jason Witten's Mom Thinks She Plays for the Cowboys
TriCities.com - News - BREAKING NEWS: The mother of football star Jason Witten is in trouble with the law
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No she think she plays for the Bengals.
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Couldn’t she just barrow the $5500 from her son??
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Glad to see Jason provides so well financially for his mother.
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No she think she plays for the Bengals.
Silly me, I'm still living in the '90s
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Silly me, I'm still living in the '90s
Is that really his mom because the article never mentioned him?
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Well, I mean it's the title of the article "Mother of Football Star Jason Witten in Trouble with the Law"
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Glad to see Jason provides so well financially for his mother.
Thats exactly what I was thinking when I read that. If its really his mom, then thats really sad.
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Dumb Ass!
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Thats exactly what I was thinking when I read that. If its really his mom, then thats really sad.
Yeah, i would hope that she really didn't need the money and is just crazy and stole the money. THere are people that steal because they enjoy stealing. If she did need the money and her son doesn't make sure his mom is well taken care of, he is an asshole.
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Oh that's his mom alright. She is a serious piece of work. Both the parents are. They used to live in NoVa. They had three kids with Jason being the youngest. The other two were good baseball players but didn't end up doing much. They moved when Jason was like 11 but I played baseball with his older brother for years and his mom and dad(he was my coach one year) were out of this world nuts. The dad was basically just a big jerk. Yelled a lot but didn't communicate much more than idiocy. The mom had the highest most piecrcing scream that she used for cheering. God everyone hated them. The Wittens still inspire hearty stories in the town of Vienna Little league. I believe after they moved to Tenn they got divorced. Eddie and Kim Witten were ones for the book for sure.
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Oh that's his mom alright. She is a serious piece of work. Both the parents are. They used to live in NoVa. They had three kids with Jason being the youngest. The other two were good baseball players but didn't end up doing much. They moved when Jason was like 11 but I played baseball with his older brother for years and his mom and dad(he was my coach one year) were out of this world nuts. The dad was basically just a big jerk. Yelled a lot but didn't communicate much more than idiocy. The mom had the highest most piecrcing scream that she used for cheering. God everyone hated them. The Wittens still inspire hearty stories in the town of Vienna Little league. I believe after they moved to Tenn they got divorced. Eddie and Kim Witten were ones for the book for sure.
That's some great stuff FRPLG. Good job!
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Glad to see Jason provides so well financially for his mother.

What a wonderful son.
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Re: Jason Witten's Mom Thinks She Plays for the Cowboys
Another example of Cowboys fans being complete idiots. Anyone who blatantly steals from a bank account has nothing going on upstairs. You would have a better chance winning the lottery than getting away with that.
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What a wonderful son.
What? How is this his fault. Obviously she has problems. Do you really think that him giving her $5500 would make things better? In two months she would need twice that.
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