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Old 08-15-2007, 01:59 PM   #1
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New charges filed against Vick...

Ummmmmmmmm...yeah, OK...

FOXNews.com - South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With '$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar' Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With '$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar' Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties



Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.

Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”
The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.
“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.


Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.


FOXNews.com attempted to contact Vick, but neither he nor his spokesman could be reached for comment.
Vick's attorneys, meanwhile, are negotiating a plea deal with federal prosecutors before new dogfighting charges are filed next week, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.


• Click here for The Atlanta Journal-Constitution story.



No plea agreement involving Atlanta Falcons quarterback Vick has been filed, according to the court clerk, FOX News has learned.
Vick was accused of being involved in a dogfighting ring called "Bad Newz Kennels" run on property he owned in Surry County, Va. In late July, Vick pleaded not guilty to conspiracy to travel in interstate commerce in aid of unlawful activities, and conspiring to sponsor a dog in an animal fighting venture in a Richmond, Va., court.


Vick could reach an agreement ahead of new charges expected to come down next week after two more of Vick's three co-defendants prepare to enter guilty pleas later this week. By reaching a plea agreement, Vick could avoid any additional charges.


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WOW...this guy must have one of Vick's water bottles in his cell.


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Old 08-15-2007, 02:02 PM   #2
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Re: New charges filed against Vick...

Oh, WOW! Hilarious.
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Old 08-15-2007, 02:05 PM   #3
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It's the kind of thing you'd see on The Onion, but this is a real story!

His handwritten filing with the disclaimer about no typewriter in his cell is priceless.
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Old 08-15-2007, 02:07 PM   #4
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Vick stole the man's identity to buy dog food from Petsmart!

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The inmates, the asylum, etc. After the pants guy in D.C. and now this it is obvious our legal system is irretrievably broken, to borrow a lawyerly phrase. Thank you Peter Angelos, et al.
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Old 08-15-2007, 02:17 PM   #6
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Re: New charges filed against Vick...

this suit is my new favorite thing
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Re: New charges filed against Vick...

AHEM

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AHEM...

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Old 08-15-2007, 02:58 PM   #11
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Re: New charges filed against Vick...

that dude has been hitting the wrong type of"crack" behind bars ai'nt he?
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Old 08-15-2007, 07:34 PM   #12
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The inmates, the asylum, etc. After the pants guy in D.C. and now this it is obvious our legal system is irretrievably broken, to borrow a lawyerly phrase. Thank you Peter Angelos, et al.
how is it broken? the pants guy lost money and got fired.
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The guy gets a 10 for imaginations!
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Re: New charges filed against Vick...

And a 2 for IQ, and I'm being nice.......
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how is it broken? the pants guy lost money and got fired.
How could that even go to trial? It should have been tossed out in a New York second. With extreme prejudice. How much did that trial cost the taxpayers? The time wasted. It's unbelievable. It cost those Koreans something like $75,000 to defend themselves against that nut. Cold hard cash going from hard working people right into the pockets of scumbag lawyers. God I hope there is a hell.

It's like saying well, the Duke Lacrosse players were cleared in the end so the system works. All is not well that ends well.

The guy did get his pants back though, if I heard right.

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