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Old 09-13-2007, 11:56 PM   #1
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Classic Cooley

Check this out, hilarious

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Tight end Chris Cooley is being chided by teammates for depositing his recent $9 million signing bonus check at a drive-through lane of a Leesburg bank. Cooley said the transaction did not surprise the teller. "She just took a little bit longer to come back out," he said.
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Old 09-14-2007, 12:04 AM   #2
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hahhahaha i love cooley.

he is the coolest man.

he is someone i would actually want to party with.
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Old 09-14-2007, 12:06 AM   #3
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Don't these guys have people who handle stuff like this? A bank can't even insure for that much money. I am surpised it was as easy as he said.
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Old 09-14-2007, 03:02 AM   #4
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God I love Cooley I hope he gets atleast 3 touchdowns against the e-girls
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Old 09-14-2007, 03:40 AM   #5
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hahhahaha i love cooley.

he is the coolest man.

he is someone i would actually want to party with.
Because he deposited a check in the drive through lane? What do you do for fun? Play monopoly?
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Old 09-14-2007, 10:14 AM   #6
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Because he deposited a check in the drive through lane? What do you do for fun? Play monopoly?
I think it's mainly because he's generally awesome.

He downed 21 shots with his future father-in-law for his fiancee's 21st birthday. He introduced himself to the Rams for the midfield coin toss as Captain Chaos. He wears short shorts and doesn't care what nobody thinks. And he said on Elliott, "We went to the strip club to make it rain. We actually wanted to go get a sack of quarters and make it hail."

And did I mention he's marrying Christie Ogilvie?
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Old 09-14-2007, 11:03 AM   #7
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Re: Classic Cooley

I read that too and was going to put it up, classic captain chaos......

I would party with him too if I had the chance, but I would have to limit the shots so I was awake when we go strip club hopping.... thats just way too much beam for me to enjoy boobs in my face
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Old 09-14-2007, 01:49 PM   #8
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Hilarious. Cooley rules--sooooo glad we locked him up for the long-term.
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Old 09-14-2007, 01:57 PM   #9
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Why direct deposit when you can use the opportunity to pick up a teller?
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Old 09-14-2007, 03:40 PM   #10
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That bank just made a ton of money, especially if he put that in his checking account.
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Old 09-14-2007, 03:56 PM   #11
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I need to get ahold of Cooley and help him find better homes for all his green backs
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Old 09-14-2007, 04:16 PM   #12
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Cooley reminds me of John Riggins a little bit. Especially when he had the afro going. I love his laid back attitude. He probably pulled up at the bank drive through in a pick-up truck with 9 mil in his pocket.
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Old 09-14-2007, 05:19 PM   #13
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That's so freaking great. I would love to see the face of the teller when she looked down at the check. I wish he would have a hidden camera so I could watch it and laugh. Cooley rocks!
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Old 09-14-2007, 05:49 PM   #14
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Cooley reminds me of John Riggins a little bit. Especially when he had the afro going. I love his laid back


Next hel'l be saying:


"Loosen up, Ruth Buzzy Ginsburg!"

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Old 09-14-2007, 06:05 PM   #15
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I bet he pulled up in a 1969 Maverick......thats to darn funny! The Capt!
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