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Old 12-11-2007, 11:18 PM   #1
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The REAL Reason Smoot Was Throwing Up Last Week

He had one too many of these!
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Old 12-11-2007, 11:23 PM   #2
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Re: The REAL Reason Smoot Was Throwing Up Last Week

He O.D. on his on energy bars!!!
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Old 12-11-2007, 11:35 PM   #3
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That thing looks like dookie. I'd be throwing up too.
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Old 12-11-2007, 11:37 PM   #4
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The product description is too funny.

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This chocolate energy bar is made for EVERYONE and not just those extremely bulky bald headed men that pull trains and planes in Australia for "Worlds Strongest Man" competitions and bench press 400lbs in Gold's Gym, or wear gold panties and come out very oiled and flex their backs and butts as hard as possible to win a gold statue (that is also flexing its back and butt). We believe you could eat real good, get great vitamins and calcium, a smack of energy, and still have chocolate stained lips and fingertips to signify your satisfaction after eating a couple of these bars in such a rush because we are yet to meet anyone that had only one bar at a time. YES! They are that good! BUY IT AND TRY IT!!
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Old 12-11-2007, 11:44 PM   #5
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Yeah, "we believe you could eat real good..."

Eat real good? Really well maybe? I'm glad to see Smoot doesn't even have someone to proofread his website. Sigh...

That said, I'm gonna have to order a few just on principle. Smooooooottttt!!!
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Yeah, "we believe you could eat real good..."

Eat real good? Really well maybe? I'm glad to see Smoot doesn't even have someone to proofread his website. Sigh...

That said, I'm gonna have to order a few just on principle. Smooooooottttt!!!
Smoot doesn't need a proofreader. He IS the proofreader.
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This is just too funny.
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Old 12-12-2007, 12:25 AM   #8
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Hilarious.. Seriously, did you hear why Portis was throwing up last week during the game? He was on the NFL-N set afterwards and said he didn't eat anything all day and then stopped in the parking lot and ate a few shrimp off of someone's grill who was tailgating!!
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I will bet you 20 to 1 Smoot wrote that description himself.
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UH, Im eating 3 of these a day, and nothing else. I love you Fred Smoot.
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Hilarious.. Seriously, did you hear why Portis was throwing up last week during the game? He was on the NFL-N set afterwards and said he didn't eat anything all day and then stopped in the parking lot and ate a few shrimp off of someone's grill who was tailgating!!
It was his family I think. I heard him say something about his Momma.
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Old 12-12-2007, 09:12 AM   #12
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Oh my God this is so funny. I live in Beltsville and this guy pulled up next to me in a van that that was covered in Fred Smoots SMACK Energy Bar stuff. The WHOLE van I'm not sure exactly what you would call it. It was a riding commercial, I turned and BAM Fred Smoot was right there. Not the real Fred Smoot but his picture with this Bar looking like it doesn't know if wants to melt or not.
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Old 12-12-2007, 10:29 AM   #13
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Did anyone notice the picture of carlos rogers and the group of lovely ladies?

I'm going to order a dozen.
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Hilarious.. Seriously, did you hear why Portis was throwing up last week during the game? He was on the NFL-N set afterwards and said he didn't eat anything all day and then stopped in the parking lot and ate a few shrimp off of someone's grill who was tailgating!!
I think for CP it was from not eating all day and if he was saying this like he got food poison then that would not be the case. If you get sick from eating something just a few hours after eating its because it did not agree with your stomach and not food poision. Food poison takes 7 to 10 hours before it efects you and then it goes down hill from there.
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Old 12-12-2007, 10:49 AM   #15
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Re: The REAL Reason Smoot Was Throwing Up Last Week

Need an energy boost, Snack on a Smack energy bar.
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