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Old 02-09-2008, 04:06 PM   #1
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Hey guys, here's a funny story that just happened to me today. I went shopping with my family today at Virginia Center Commons Mall, and of all days big Joe Jacoby was there signing autographs. Well, my son and I were hungry so we went and got something to eat at the food court at around 1:00. After that we went to an arcade to play some video games. About 5 minutes into our fun and games, my guts start to bubbling and acting a fool. And I'm like, "son, come on daddy's got to go to the bathroom". My son is only 6 years old so he has to come with me to the bathroom. So, now the time is around 1:50, and I'm in the bathroom full-on blowing it up with something that didn't quite agree with me. My son is in the same stall with me and holding his nose and saying, "daddy pew hew, you stink!" I'm trying not to laugh too hard, and guess who walks in? Yep, big Joe. He walks in, and dude is so tall that I get a good look at him from above the partition of the stall that I'm dropping bad intentions in. Joe was there to start signing autographs at 2:00. I feel so embarrassed that I got to see a Redskins great while doing that. Sorry about that big Joe.
Also, I saw a pretty cool Redskins' jersey there as well. It was Art Monks' #81 with "FINALLY" on the back. I told the guy who was wearing it that that was a cool thing to put on that jersey.
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Old 02-09-2008, 04:14 PM   #2
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And, on a side note: Joe looked good and I think that he could still get it done on the O-line. Back in the day, you did not want to see his number opening up holes for Counter Tre.
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Old 02-09-2008, 06:25 PM   #3
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Hey guys, here's a funny story that just happened to me today. I went shopping with my family today at Virginia Center Commons Mall, and of all days big Joe Jacoby was there signing autographs. Well, my son and I were hungry so we went and got something to eat at the food court at around 1:00. After that we went to an arcade to play some video games. About 5 minutes into our fun and games, my guts start to bubbling and acting a fool. And I'm like, "son, come on daddy's got to go to the bathroom". My son is only 6 years old so he has to come with me to the bathroom. So, now the time is around 1:50, and I'm in the bathroom full-on blowing it up with something that didn't quite agree with me. My son is in the same stall with me and holding his nose and saying, "daddy pew hew, you stink!" I'm trying not to laugh too hard, and guess who walks in? Yep, big Joe. He walks in, and dude is so tall that I get a good look at him from above the partition of the stall that I'm dropping bad intentions in. Joe was there to start signing autographs at 2:00. I feel so embarrassed that I got to see a Redskins great while doing that. Sorry about that big Joe.
Also, I saw a pretty cool Redskins' jersey there as well. It was Art Monks' #81 with "FINALLY" on the back. I told the guy who was wearing it that that was a cool thing to put on that jersey.
Does this qualify as TMI??? Did you at least go and get Joe's signature.
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Old 02-09-2008, 09:02 PM   #4
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hope you washed your hands
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Old 02-09-2008, 09:10 PM   #5
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Hey guys, here's a funny story that just happened to me today. I went shopping with my family today at Virginia Center Commons Mall, and of all days big Joe Jacoby was there signing autographs. Well, my son and I were hungry so we went and got something to eat at the food court at around 1:00. After that we went to an arcade to play some video games. About 5 minutes into our fun and games, my guts start to bubbling and acting a fool. And I'm like, "son, come on daddy's got to go to the bathroom". My son is only 6 years old so he has to come with me to the bathroom. So, now the time is around 1:50, and I'm in the bathroom full-on blowing it up with something that didn't quite agree with me. My son is in the same stall with me and holding his nose and saying, "daddy pew hew, you stink!" I'm trying not to laugh too hard, and guess who walks in? Yep, big Joe. He walks in, and dude is so tall that I get a good look at him from above the partition of the stall that I'm dropping bad intentions in. Joe was there to start signing autographs at 2:00. I feel so embarrassed that I got to see a Redskins great while doing that. Sorry about that big Joe.
Also, I saw a pretty cool Redskins' jersey there as well. It was Art Monks' #81 with "FINALLY" on the back. I told the guy who was wearing it that that was a cool thing to put on that jersey.
Let me get this straight. You're taking a shit and Joe J. looks in your stall?
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You were taking a massive with your head out the door waiting for the chili to cool? Your poor kid!!
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Funny story, but TMI Bro'.
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Old 02-10-2008, 08:20 AM   #8
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jacoby is like a walking mountain.i saw him walk out the tunnel once at rfk,and he blocked all the light.but russ grimm,jim lachey,and mark rypien walked out behind him and were almost as big as he was.
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And that's about all I have to say about that
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