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Old 08-07-2008, 03:44 PM   #16
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lmao, you must've posted that as I was typing mine.
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Old 08-07-2008, 03:45 PM   #17
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Re: Cowboys, the Law, & Drugs

We're actually pretty even when it comes to the number of arrests each team has had. The Cowboys just have a few more felonies than us.
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Old 08-07-2008, 03:56 PM   #18
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We're actually pretty even when it comes to the number of arrests each team has had. The Cowboys just have a few more felonies than us.
More felonies than everyone else in the league.
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Old 08-07-2008, 04:03 PM   #19
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More felonies than everyone else in the league.
Better watch it Buster, you're treading on dangerous ground. Don't stir up the Cowboys fans.

This is an interesting list I came across. It lists player arrests since 2000 and you can sort it by team.

SignOnSanDiego.com > Sports -- Arrests/citations: NFL players, 2000-Present
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Cincinnati ... Um, they win. I'd be afraid to walk into the locker room.
I here the coaches leave their wallets and valuables locked up in a safe when they are at team practice.
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Old 08-07-2008, 04:35 PM   #21
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Better watch it Buster, you're treading on dangerous ground. Don't stir up the Cowboys fans.

This is an interesting list I came across. It lists player arrests since 2000 and you can sort it by team.

SignOnSanDiego.com > Sports -- Arrests/citations: NFL players, 2000-Present
Very nice info. It appears the 'Girls have actually kept pretty clean since 2000. The Terry Glenn one made me laugh pretty hard....who hasn't been there, right?
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Old 08-07-2008, 05:28 PM   #22
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Very nice info. It appears the 'Girls have actually kept pretty clean since 2000. The Terry Glenn one made me laugh pretty hard....who hasn't been there, right?
Jack N' the Box of all places!!! The bathroom must have been crowded.
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Old 08-08-2008, 11:04 AM   #23
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Very nice info. It appears the 'Girls have actually kept pretty clean since 2000. The Terry Glenn one made me laugh pretty hard....who hasn't been there, right?
Except for the 2 murders. Sorry, manslaughter from a hit-and-run.

Forgot about Goodrich.
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Re: Cowboys, the Law, & Drugs

This is a little like the pot calling the kettle black. For if you review the link that Lady Brave provided you will see that the Redskins have more arrests since 2000 then the Cowboys.
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This is a little like the pot calling the kettle black. For if you review the link that Lady Brave provided you will see that the Redskins have more arrests since 2000 then the Cowboys.
I'm not really taking Cash's No Operators License charge into consideration. I question whether he was actually arrested or simply cited by the officer. Charges that typically result in the imposition of a fine are pretty insignificant.

It's neither here nor there. We're still even for the most part. We had eight, you had seven. You guys still have more felonies though.
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:51 PM   #26
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Odd how we forgot Sean Taylor's woes (RIP). I love to take a shot at the Cowpatties, but we're not exactly clean.

By the way, you forgot another joke:

"Did you guys hear about the new Cowboys stadium? It's all dirt."
"They smoked all the grass, and snorted all the lines."
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:58 PM   #27
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A guy walks into a Dayton bar with a Rotweiler by his side. The dog is wearing a Washington Redskins jersey and helmet, and is festooned with Redskins pom pons. The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"

The guy begs him: "Look, I'm desperate. We're both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!"

After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

The big game begins with the Redskins receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at about the 30, and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar, and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.

The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if the Redskins score a touchdown?"

The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for 4 years."
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A guy walks into a Dayton bar with a Rotweiler by his side. The dog is wearing a Washington Redskins jersey and helmet, and is festooned with Redskins pom pons. The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"

The guy begs him: "Look, I'm desperate. We're both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!"

After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

The big game begins with the Redskins receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at about the 30, and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar, and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.

The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if the Redskins score a touchdown?"

The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for 4 years."
Very good LOL
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Old 08-09-2008, 01:26 AM   #29
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A guy walks into a Dayton bar with a Rotweiler by his side. The dog is wearing a dallas cowboys jersey and helmet, and is festooned with cowboys pom pons. The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"

The guy begs him: "Look, I'm desperate. We're both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!"

After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

The game ends with the cowboys receiving a punt. They march down field, get stopped at about the 30, and kick a game winning field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar, and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.

The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if the cowboys win a playoff game?"

The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for 10 years."


This joke is much better.
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Old 08-09-2008, 10:23 AM   #30
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Re: Cowboys, the Law, & Drugs

How do you keep a Washington Redskin out of your front yard?
Paint a goal line across it.

What's the difference between the Washington Redskins and O.J. Simpson?
At least O.J. had a defense.

What does the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
Each can make 90,000 people scream "Jesus Christ".

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