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Old 08-26-2004, 08:38 AM   #1
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Quotes Attributed to HOF Coach Gibbs!

Let's move it over in here guys! Some of what has been posted is a riot!

"I'm bored, I'm broke, and I'm back!" Joe Gibbs

"Show me the money!" Joe Gibbs

"K-Mart Sucks!" Joe Gibbs

"Toto, I don't think we are in Kansas anymore!" Joe Gibbs

"I am the Greatest!" Joe Gibbs
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Old 08-26-2004, 08:49 AM   #2
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"Too legit to quit!" -- Joe Gibbs

(with Buges singing "hey hey" in the background)
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Old 08-26-2004, 09:24 AM   #3
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here we go again,

"Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money" --Joe Gibbs
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Old 08-26-2004, 09:30 AM   #4
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"Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear these kind of clothes. But face it, you're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?"---Joe Gibbs (talking to Bill Parcells)
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Old 08-26-2004, 09:39 AM   #5
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"G's up, Ho's down"-Joe Gibbs

"I'm Joe Gibbs, yes I'm Joe Gibbs
All you other Joe Gibbs are just imitating
So won't the real Joe Gibbs please stand up
please stand up"

"My name is Gibbs and I am funky...funky!"

"You had me at hello"-Joe Gibbs

"I am the master of my domain"-Joe Gibbs
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"Ain't nuttin but a 'G' thang baby"--Joe Gibbs

"Bitched ain't shit but ho's and tricks, lick on these nuts and suck the dick"--Joe Gibbs

"Deez nuts"--Joe Gibbs
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Old 08-26-2004, 09:52 AM   #7
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oh man.... is the season here yet??

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"I don't want to go there, Mrs. Torrance." - Joe Gibbs (as Tony)

"You want fries to go with that shake?" - Joe Gibbs

"Frankly Charlotte, I don't give a damn." - Joe Gibbs

"No one in football should be called a genius. I genius is a guy like Joe Theismann." - Joe Gibbs

"My chevy to the levee drove but the levee was dry" - Joe Gibbs

"Et tu, Buges?" - Joe Gibbs

"Beer before liquor, never sicker" - Joe Gibbs

"I'm a f*&%ing soldier!" - Joe Gibbs

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Joe Gibbs: What happened to the Blues mobile?
Bugel: The what?
Joe Gibbs: The Blues mobile, you know the Caddy.
Bugel: I traded it.
Joe Gibbs: You traded the Blues mobile for this?
Bugel: No, I traded it for a microphone.
Joe Gibbs: A microphone; ok I can see that. Whats this?
Bugel: This is a bargain.

Bugel: You don't like it?
Joe Gibbs: No, I don't like it.
Bugel: Ok. [Elwood floors the accelerator and they jump over the opening drawbridge]
Joe Gibbs: Of course, its got a lot of pick up.
Bugel: Its got cop shocks, cop tires, cop brakes, cop engine, and the engine was designed pre catalitic converters so it will run ok on regular deisel. So, what do you say ... is it the new Blues mobile?
Joe Gibbs: Fix the lighter.
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"To all the girls I loved before"--Joe Gibbs Nelson

"We're running a business here"--Joe Gibbs Soprano
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"This town is like a big pussy waiting to get fucked"--Joe "Scarface" Gibbs

"All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break em for nobody"--Joe "Scarface" Gibbs
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“I am Connor MacLeod-Gibbs of the clan MacLeod-Gibbs, .... and I am immortal.” ---Joe Gibbs

“If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!” ---Joe Gibbs

“No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!” ---Joe Gibbs
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You Talkin to me?

You talkin to me? Joe Gibbs
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Old 08-26-2004, 10:48 AM   #15
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sigh, all this because I made Big C attribute the quotes in his sig to Gibbs instead of Bob Marley and Al Davis

"Oh my God, they killed Kenny...you bastard"-Joe Gibbs
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