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Old 09-26-2008, 10:55 AM   #31
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I vote they just tear it up!
Then Dallas will sign him.
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Old 09-26-2008, 02:54 PM   #32
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Re: Plaxico Burress suspended for one game

What is the ratio of

Pro-Bowl Appearances to Arrests


for Drew Rosenhaus Clients?

Seem like an awful lot of them need criminal attorneys at one point or another.

Just askin'

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Old 09-27-2008, 12:18 AM   #33
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Then Dallas will sign him.
Good point, but I don't know if what he's done is serious enough to make the cowgirls roster.
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Old 09-27-2008, 08:48 PM   #34
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Re: Plaxico Burress suspended for one game

Most of the posters here have a good sense of humor so.........and I stole all of it!:cool-smil



A transcript of voice mails on Plaxico's cell phone this week:

Beeeeeeeeep....Plaxico this is your coach. Hey we had a great time last year suprising the world and winning the Super Bowl. Practice started an hour ago but you're not here. Hope everything is alright. Give me a call.

Two hours later:

Beeeeeeeeeep....Plaxico....coach again. Just checking in on you. Practice is over. You got everyone worried....except for Hixon. Nobody has heard from you. Give us a call as soon as you get this message.

Two hours later:

Beeeeeeeeep..... Mr Burress, this is Little Miss Secretary from finance. I was assigned to look into your pay records and we've noticed you are cashing your checks in a timely fashion. Ownership is hoping you'll show up to practice with the same promptness. They mentioned something about defending a championship.

Next morning:

Beeeeeeeeeeppp.....what up my bruthaaaaa!!!! This is your agent. I'm a busy mutha fucka but wanted to hit you up to tell ya you got'em reeling you in man!!!!!! Whitey is all up in yo bizness tryin' to tell you how you shud be livin' yo life!!! *** that *** man. You show up when you show up!!! You call the damn shot....knowhutimeen!!! (click...click... )Hey Plax I gotta click over man....Hixon callin' me and wants me to represint his *** while he tries to get yo jersey number. I gotta go.

Wednesday night:

Beeeeeep........ Hey Plaxico. This is Mr Everyfan. Hey I know you're busy and all but I just wanted to say something. I work an average paying job and I'm raising a couple of kids. Once a year I usually save up and take the family to a pro football game in Anytown USA. Tickets are about $75.00 a piece and parking is another $25.00. Lunch at the stadium sets me back about $40.00 cuz the kids like to get the little ice cream sundaes too. The kids also like to wear team jerseys to show their spirit and they've gone up to about $80.00 bucks a piece. The wife likes those $4.50 frosty malts.
I apologize for not making it to a game this year, but the fuel crunch has my budget sideways and the country's economy is all over the news....maybe you've heard about it. When my cable is working I watch Sportscenter. They say your AWOL. One time, my buddy got his feelings hurt and decided to try playing a little hookie from work. His boss fired him. Strange huh?

You were born with genes that resulted in a 4.3 40 yard dash. Congrats. Think you could muster up enough energy and get your stupid fu#@ing *** to the practice field and catch a couple of Eli passes for the coach?!?!?!?! Or if you're not planning to...at least answer your fu*#ing telephone. Click
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