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Old 10-20-2009, 10:10 PM   #16
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lol, not this one.

Q: What do you call a drug ring in dallas?
A: A huddle.
ha! Classic
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Old 10-20-2009, 10:14 PM   #17
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Lol, not this one.

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: 4 Cowboys are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The police.
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Old 10-20-2009, 10:17 PM   #18
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Love the ol Cowgirl classics
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Old 10-20-2009, 10:18 PM   #19
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Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?

A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
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Old 10-20-2009, 10:18 PM   #20
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Lol, not this one.

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Here's another cowboy one...think cowboys of the mid 90's.


Did you hear that the cowboys are going to sign William Perry?

...They want a refridgerator to go along with their coke machine.


The coke machine being Michael Irvin for those young guys out there.
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Old 10-20-2009, 10:23 PM   #21
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Q: Who sucks?
A:The Dallas Cowboys.
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Old 10-21-2009, 07:03 AM   #22
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Q: Why doesn't (insert team) have a website?
A: They can't put three Ws in a row
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Old 10-21-2009, 08:20 AM   #23
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I am not trying to start anything but it seems like some non-VIP memebers have the ability to attach images when others like myself can't attach images. Kind of fustrating.

BTW- Great image I wanted to put it up yesterday.
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Old 10-21-2009, 08:23 AM   #24
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I am trying to start anything but it seems like some non-VIP memebers have the ability to attach images when others like myself can't attach images. Kind of fustrating.
A) You don't have the VIP banner, so not sure the relevance of that statement.

B) If you cannot attach images it is because you do not know how to do so. Host the image on another site (e.g. Photobucket.com) and insert the image link code.
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Old 10-21-2009, 08:40 AM   #25
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A) You don't have the VIP banner, so not sure the relevance of that statement.

B) If you cannot attach images it is because you do not know how to do so. Host the image on another site (e.g. Photobucket.com) and insert the image link code.

My belief was that only VIP memebers could post images and I noticed you didn't have a banner and no I was unaware you could do it through photobucket but if this is "cheating" the system I won't do it.

BTW- I was not try to attack you in anyway just confused on how/ who was able to post images. Sorry for the confusion.
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Old 10-21-2009, 08:54 AM   #26
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My belief was that only VIP memebers could post images and I noticed you didn't have a banner and no I was unaware you could do it through photobucket but if this is "cheating" the system I won't do it.

BTW- I was not try to attack you in anyway just confused on how/ who was able to post images. Sorry for the confusion.
I don't believe it is cheating the system. Most web images you can right click the image and copy the image file location. Then there is a button on the text entry box that will wrap the image file location, or you can wrap it yourself like this :
[ IMG] valid web accessible file location goes here [/IMG ]
(i added spaces in the brackets for example only, normally no spaces would be in the tag.
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:20 AM   #27
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My belief was that only VIP memebers could post images and I noticed you didn't have a banner and no I was unaware you could do it through photobucket but if this is "cheating" the system I won't do it.

BTW- I was not try to attack you in anyway just confused on how/ who was able to post images. Sorry for the confusion.
There's a difference between uploading an image to our server, which nobody can do here, and posting a link to an image file. See the little button that has the mountain in it, hover over it and it says insert image. Copy and paste a link to an image and there you go. Everybody can do that not just VIP's.
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:27 AM   #28
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Q: youve got 3 Dallas cowboys in the backseat of a car, whos driving?
A: the Police!
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:35 AM   #29
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Old 10-21-2009, 10:33 AM   #30
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There's a difference between uploading an image to our server, which nobody can do here, and posting a link to an image file. See the little button that has the mountain in it, hover over it and it says insert image. Copy and paste a link to an image and there you go. Everybody can do that not just VIP's.

Ok now I see! Sorry for wasting everyone's time. Matty and CR thank you!
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