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10-21-2009, 11:02 AM
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| The Starter  Join Date: Dec 2005
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| Re: Redskins Humor.. Q: Why was Jim Zorn upset when the Redskins playbook was stolen? A: He wasn't finished coloring in it yet! A federal judge has sided with the Washington Redskins in a lawsuit regarding the team's name. Sadly, it's the first major victory the franchise has enjoyed since 1991. Washington's Clinton Portis defended Michael Vick, saying dog fighting was not nearly as criminal as selling Redskins season tickets. And Finally......... A guy walks into a bar with a Rotweiler by his side. The dog is wearing a Washington Redskins jersey and helmet, and is festooned with Redskins pom pons. The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to leave!" The guy begs him: "Look, I'm desperate. We're both big 'Skins fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!" After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game. The big game begins with the Redskins receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at about the 30, and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar, and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?" The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for 4 years." |
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10-28-2009, 11:26 AM
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| Eternally Legendary   Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 33
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| Cheer Up If you can't laugh at yourself who can you? Q. What do you call millionaires sitting... around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Washington Redskins. Q. ......What do the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 90,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q. How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. Where do you go in D.C. in case of a tornado? A. To FedEx Field - they never have a touchdown there! Q. What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring? A. Senior Citizen Q. How many Redskins does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. We may never find out in the 21st century. Q. What do the Redskins and opossums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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10-28-2009, 11:35 AM
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| The Bluths   Join Date: Feb 2004
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| Re: Cheer Up Gonna merge this thread with this one http://www.thewarpath.net/redskins-l...ins-humor.html (Redskins Humor..)
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10-28-2009, 12:35 PM
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| Swearinger  Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Washington, DC Age: 34
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| Re: Redskins Humor.. Anyone get the email going around with the .pdf attachment of the Redskins Funeral pamphlet? Oh man it's hilarious. I don't know how to convert a .pdf to an image I can post here, otherwise I'd share it.
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10-28-2009, 12:47 PM
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| Living Legend  Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 49
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10-28-2009, 12:55 PM
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| Impact Rookie  Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: the glorious city of DC
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| Re: Redskins Humor.. i think this is pretty funny! especially the haynesworth one! What the Skins Really Think | NBC Washington |
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10-28-2009, 12:57 PM
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| Swearinger Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Washington, DC Age: 34
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11-03-2009, 01:00 PM
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| Official irritant of The WP  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick!
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11-03-2009, 01:03 PM
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| The Starter  Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: South Carolina
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| Re: Redskins Humor..
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11-03-2009, 01:52 PM
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| Impact Rookie  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Arlington Va. Age: 36
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11-03-2009, 02:16 PM
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| The Starter  Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: RatherbeinDC, TX
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| Re: Redskins Humor.. That is freeaking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 |
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11-03-2009, 02:26 PM
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| Pro Bowl  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Virginia
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11-03-2009, 02:35 PM
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| Gamebreaker  Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Waldorf, MD Age: 29
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