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Old 10-21-2009, 10:13 AM   #16
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

It's Redskins Sunday
The empty endzone taunts us
We lose to KC
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Old 10-21-2009, 10:28 AM   #17
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

Haiku format is
five seven five nubs
mods please ban culprits
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Old 10-21-2009, 10:31 AM   #18
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For real some can't count,
Is it actually that hard?
Yeah, I am an ass.
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Old 10-21-2009, 10:31 AM   #19
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

Skins jokes left and right
Even the Lions can laugh
At least there's the Caps

From Bingo to booth
I doubt much will really change
Will Sherm call B Nine?

Touchdown Redskins! Score!
Win Super Bowl Number Four
Vinny's still here? Shit.

These are fun!
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:07 AM   #20
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Glory days all gone by,
how it makes me cry,
bleeding still burgundy and gold,
a fan until I'm old.
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:11 AM   #21
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

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Old 10-21-2009, 11:18 AM   #22
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Don't stifle skinsguy's creativity!

Angry is rigid
Much like Zorn and his system
Stay medium, friend.
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:23 AM   #23
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Don't stifle skinsguy's creativity!

Angry is rigid
Much like Zorn and his system
Stay medium, friend.
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:24 AM   #24
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Haiku format is
five seven five nubs
mods please ban culprits
lol nice
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:25 AM   #25
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Glory days are gone
Oh when will we win again
Not this year it seems
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:26 AM   #26
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Riggo talking smack
Hard to dispute what he says
Hire a real GM
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:32 AM   #27
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Play six games, lose four
Matty starts a haiku thread
Now all hope is dead
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:33 AM   #28
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A Big Game Monday night
Will go there instead
With A punpkin over my head
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:38 AM   #29
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A Big Game Monday night
Will go there instead
With A punpkin over my head
Firstdown you crack me up. The one time that you do not have to form a completely coherent sentence and you still cant get it right.
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:51 AM   #30
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

Tom Cruise for GM
Maybe Danny would listen
"Touchdowns beat Xenu"

FedEx is like Hell
Danny is clearly Satan
Please be a bad dream

Big Albert is down
Oh no, he must be hurting
Oh wait, he's just fat

Gibbs couldn't save us
Now what ever can we do
Can Chuck Norris coach?

Spend all day on here
If my boss sees me I'm canned
I feel like Jim Zorn
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