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Old 10-21-2009, 03:06 PM   #46
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

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Crap! I've never even heard of Haiku until today. OK FINE! Let me begin yet again!

Five the first time fool,
seven the second line tool!
otherwise not cool!

I'm from the old school,
Journey is still kind of cool,
wanna pet my mule?

Jack Kent Cook is dead,
and no, my name is not ned!
'Skins fans seeing red.

Skinsguy is a guy,
a guy who is really nice,
who drinks tea with ice,

he likes the Redskins,
who lose all the freakin' time,
does this have to rhyme?

So here is my five,
and here again my seven,
I'm going to lunch.
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Old 10-21-2009, 04:42 PM   #47
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

Voting is needed
To find the best haikus here
Get this set up mods
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Old 10-21-2009, 06:59 PM   #48
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

"**** you dan snyder
**** you vinny cerrato
**** you head coach zorn"

Didn't make that one
stole poem from another site
use it anyway.
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Old 10-21-2009, 07:08 PM   #49
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Joe gibbs left us this?
brian orakpo uses
all my syllables
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Old 10-21-2009, 07:09 PM   #50
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Same story, different year
Portis lost his second gear
Time for drunk thread with a beer.
ahh the elusive 7-7-7 haikuu
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Old 10-21-2009, 07:11 PM   #51
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^ I learned that from watching "Avatar The Last Airbender".
I learned it from being awake in 2nd grade
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Old 10-21-2009, 07:12 PM   #52
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haiku fail retards
we learned these in 5th grade no?
I kid, I kid ha!
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:14 PM   #53
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I learned it from being awake in 2nd grade

Maybe I should have written "Re-learned".
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:32 PM   #54
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

we lost to the lions
looks like another great year
hail to the redskins
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:34 PM   #55
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

All smoke and mirrors
Nothing is quite as it seems
SKINS SUPER BOWL..............not!

FedEx filled with green
"Fly Eagles Fly" heard in stands
Monday night might suck.

Wade Phillips is fat
Andy Reid is still fatter
Coughlin is a troll

I can't stop counting
All my thoughts, five seven five
Haikus must stop now!!!!
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:36 PM   #56
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lost to the lions
looks like another great year
hail to the redskins

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Old 10-21-2009, 09:39 PM   #57
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All smoke and mirrors
Nothing is quite as it seems
SKINS SUPER BOWL..............not!

FedEx filled with green
"Fly Eagles Fly" heard in stands
Monday night might suck.

Wade Phillips is fat
Andy Reid is still fatter
Coughlin is a troll

I can't stop counting
All my thoughts, five seven five
Haikus must stop now!!!!
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Old 10-21-2009, 09:45 PM   #58
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Ha, thanks. I fixed my post too. The creative juices were flowing fast than I could type.
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Old 10-22-2009, 06:25 AM   #59
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

Vinny getting canned,
Why! Oh Why! We stay and wait,
The date he gets banned!
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Skins suck yet again
Josh Baker selling junk crap
too bad he's gone now
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