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Old 10-22-2009, 09:45 AM   #61
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

No more S-B-F,
Kidwell is gone forever,
They have cursed our Skins.
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Old 10-22-2009, 10:43 AM   #62
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

Jim Zorn's no head coach
Snyderatto can't manage
Redskins Football SUX!

This thread...Priceless!
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Old 10-22-2009, 10:57 AM   #63
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

why yes it does
thanks vinny, thanks danny
this place has run a muck
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Old 10-22-2009, 11:00 AM   #64
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why yes it does
thanks vinny, thanks danny
this place has run a muck
sorry, haiku fail
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Old 10-22-2009, 11:07 AM   #65
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sorry, haiku fail
sorry didnt mean to screw it all up. I thought it was just a little poem to keep going. Fitting.
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Old 10-22-2009, 11:40 AM   #66
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

How about a Redskins limerick? I had to look up the structure: AABBA, lines 1,2,3,4,5 have syllables 8,8,5,6,8 respectively.

There once was a man in Ashburn
He made all of our stomachs churn
"These are MY Redskins!
I don't care about wins
as long as a profit I earn!"


Ok, that sucked, but it was my first attempt.

What ever happend to Jim Zorn?
He started off sharpe as a thorn
Now he can't call plays
he stares off in a daze,
'Hip, Hip, Hooray' replaced by scorn.
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Old 10-22-2009, 12:07 PM   #67
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haiku fail retards
we learned these in 5th grade no?
I kid, I kid ha!

LOL! Some of us are past the 5th grade education Matty! ;-) j/k
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Old 10-22-2009, 12:07 PM   #68
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Danny and Vinny are gay
They spend all of their time on e-bay
seeking overpriced players
and coaches that'r failures
and ways to make fans overpay
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Old 10-22-2009, 12:56 PM   #69
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Will we stand and fight
who knows it all depends on
Jason Monday Night?
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Old 10-22-2009, 01:13 PM   #70
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

whiners and haters
at home on this very Warpath
Joy has left Our Skins

skeptics, cynics all
bash and call out Dan Snyder
have they run it all?

Five Seven Five, yep
I must be sure it's correct
lest haters flail me

Hired Sherman Lewis
Twenty Two years Football coach
retired 5 cry all

Sherm Lewis a coach
of Wide Receivers in fact
Kelly, Thomas score
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Old 10-22-2009, 02:42 PM   #71
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a curl? a quick slant?
my dreams have routes, quick and right
dare i dream at all?

Gibbs? could he come back
to select an able man
dare I dream at all?

Late to this party
But so cathartic it is
More Redskins Haiku
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Old 10-22-2009, 02:46 PM   #72
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Call it puppy love,
Danny Boy Snyder hearts Vin,
There love blinds team wins.
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Old 10-22-2009, 02:50 PM   #73
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Here at Skins Nation,
Broken spirits and drained minds,
Soulless fans you'll find.
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Old 10-22-2009, 02:54 PM   #74
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Five syllables first
Seven on the second line
No line for the Skins
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Old 10-22-2009, 03:22 PM   #75
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I drive a mustang,
drive it everyday real fast,
zoom zoom goes "BLANK"guy

(you said no line for skins..LOL)
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