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Old 10-20-2009, 11:58 PM   #1
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It's Redskins Haiku time!

Play along if you know the rules:

Fall winds are blowing
Losing football yet again
Thank you Dan and Vin
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:01 AM   #2
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

maroon and black or
burgundy and gold matters
none when you are old
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:03 AM   #3
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danny and vinny
no business with a team
it must be the scheme
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:05 AM   #4
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

like zorn calling plays
the beatles starring ringo
not a chance , BINGO

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Old 10-21-2009, 12:12 AM   #5
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campbell hits behind
no wonder that they call it
an offensive line
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:13 AM   #6
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

The redskins are so bad,
Always make me very mad,
Big butts make me glad

Bam, even rhymed
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:17 AM   #7
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another damn sack
i effing wish that we had
those three draft picks back
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:19 AM   #8
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

Clutching head in hands
Throwing shit at the TV
Its Redskins Sunday.
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:23 AM   #9
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Joe gibbs left us this?
brian orakpo uses
all my syllables
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:32 AM   #10
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sherm to cal plays now
it cant be worse than zorny
or maybe it can?
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:32 AM   #11
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Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!

Yearly the question,
I'm embarassed to answer:
"What team do you like?"
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:38 AM   #12
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Autumn hopes and joys
Left in the hands of the Skins
Soon become regret.
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:39 AM   #13
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sporting alt logos
is sort of bush league i think
fans sport skins only
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:53 AM   #14
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Same story, different year
Portis lost his second gear
Time for drunk thread with a beer.
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:57 AM   #15
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Third and eight, we throw for six
Campbell refuses to throw for six
So much for ten and six.
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