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Old 12-06-2009, 09:21 PM   #1
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A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas

And here is another I wrote last year that you may enjoy for this season.

God Rest You Jerry's Cowboy Fans
(sung to the tune of God Rest You Merry Gentlemen)

God rest you Jerry's Cowboy fans,
Let nothing you dismay,
Just dream that Tony Romo
Was born on Christmas Day;
To save you from the playoff glum
And that field goal replay.

O chidings of T.O. and Roy,
T.O. and Roy,
O chidings of T.O. and Roy!

From Philly our division foe
A blessed Savior came;
And just like certain persons warned
Brought tidings of the same;
Now that your Valley Ranch is torn
there's only one to blame.

O chidings of T.O. and Roy,
T.O. and Roy,
O chidings of T.O. and Roy!

"Fear not, then," said the owner,
"Because I'm none too bright;
This day I'll buy a Savior
Though fans it might incite,
To prove to you your trust in me
Through Pacman's power and might."

O chidings of T.O. and Roy,
T.O. and Roy,
O chidings of T.O. and Roy!

Now to the folks of Dallasland,
All you within that place,
And from the 'burbs and from the hood
Each other now embrace;
This annual tide, this Christmas slide
Hath brought forth more disgrace.

O chidings of T.O. and Roy,
T.O. and Roy,
O chidings of T.O. and Roy!


Lyrics by Guido

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Old 12-07-2009, 08:22 AM   #2
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Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas

Wow, now theres someone with WAAAYYYYY too much time on thier hands.
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:43 AM   #3
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Wow, now theres someone with WAAAYYYYY too much time on thier hands.
Dallas fans will also have plenty of time on their hands come January.
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Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas

Zing!
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Old 12-07-2009, 01:08 PM   #5
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Dallas fans will also have plenty of time on their hands come January.
Or the Redskins in August through December.
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Or the Redskins in August through December.
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Old 12-07-2009, 01:15 PM   #7
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Or the Redskins in August through December.
We've won in the playoffs more recently than Dallas.

Just saying.
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Old 12-07-2009, 01:17 PM   #8
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Re: A Jerry's Cowboys Christmas

You know its a sad day as a skins fan when we argue with Dallas fans about who sucks more...
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Old 12-07-2009, 01:45 PM   #9
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Tuck Calls Flozell a 'Dirtbag' ... F. Adams ... a dirtbag .... LOL !!
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It's a good thing that nickname didn't stick with our O-line. I might be offended.
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Old 12-07-2009, 05:13 PM   #11
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We've won in the playoffs more recently than Dallas.

Just saying.
So has everybody except for Detroit.
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Love it!!!!!
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Wow, now theres someone with WAAAYYYYY too much time on thier hands.
You've spent more than 5-10 mins wasting your time on here on more than one occasion
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Wow, now theres someone with WAAAYYYYY too much time on thier hands.
Says a Dallass fan on a Redskins board.
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Or the Redskins in August through December.
You losers are who we all knew you were. Typical December. Have fun in New Orleans next weekend.
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