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Old 05-27-2010, 09:09 PM   #1
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Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet

What is this world coming to?

Jared Allen abandons the mayonnaise-laden mullet lifestyle - Shutdown Corner - NFL* - Yahoo! Sports
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Old 05-27-2010, 09:39 PM   #2
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Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet

And Willie Nelson cut his hair too! At least Allen's planning to grow his hair back
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Old 05-27-2010, 10:26 PM   #3
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I couldn't tell if it meant it was gone for good or just the wedding. Guessing just the wedding?
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Mayonnaise-laden mullett? Is that a hairstyle or a fish recipe?
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Mayonnaise-laden mullett? Is that a hairstyle or a fish recipe?
mayonnaise-laden mullet LIFESTYLE

it's just a play on mullet-bearers (re: rednecks) loving mayo (ketchup and dr pepper are also big on this list)
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Mayo is good for the hair

I'm kinda disappointed in Allen. A true "neck" would have worn that Tennessee top hat with pride and topped it off with a tuxedo t-shirt.
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Mayo is good for the hair

I'm kinda disappointed in Allen. A true "neck" would have worn that Tennessee top hat with pride and topped it off with a tuxedo t-shirt.
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Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet

That hurt when I first read he chopped of his mullet thinking he was getting a sex change. He does look a little gay in that clip.
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I have to admit I stole that from Jim Rome, cracked me up too when I heard it
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Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet

Oh do i wish i had the nads to grow my Kentucky waterfall back. I sooo loved the buisness/party look. I had one in college and i had chicks by the groves. Im such a wimp. It tortures me often.
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Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet

A friend suggested that Allen donate his hair to the oil spill cleanup efforts in the Gulf of Mexico...
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Old 05-28-2010, 12:52 PM   #12
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A friend suggested that Allen donate his hair to the oil spill cleanup efforts in the Gulf of Mexico...
Something tells me it might already be too greasy to help soak up anything
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I'm calling it now: Samson.
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I'm calling it now: Samson.
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