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Old 11-17-2010, 07:18 AM   #1
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Suggested Redskins Television Commercials

Monday night’s game has inspired me to think of some possible television commercial opportunities for Redskins players.

Albert Haynesworth should do a commercial for Medic Alert: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

DeAngelo Hall should do one for a luxury sedan: “The best way to survive a collision is not to have one in the first place.”

LaRon Landry is a natural for a Mucinex commercial.

Joey Galloway should have his picture on a milk carton: “Have you seen me?” The picture would be an artist’s recreation of what he looked like ten years ago when he was an NFL wide receiver.

Somehow, I find this to be therapeutic. Can you think of any others?
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Old 11-17-2010, 07:28 AM   #2
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Monday night’s game has inspired me to think of some possible television commercial opportunities for Redskins players.

Albert Haynesworth should do a commercial for Medic Alert: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

DeAngelo Hall should do one for a luxury sedan: “The best way to survive a collision is not to have one in the first place.”

LaRon Landry is a natural for a Mucinex commercial.

Joey Galloway should have his picture on a milk carton: “Have you seen me?” The picture would be an artist’s recreation of what he looked like ten years ago when he was an NFL wide receiver.

Somehow, I find this to be therapeutic. Can you think of any others?
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Old 11-17-2010, 09:25 AM   #3
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Monday night’s game has inspired me to think of some possible television commercial opportunities for Redskins players.

Albert Haynesworth should do a commercial for Medic Alert: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

DeAngelo Hall should do one for a luxury sedan: “The best way to survive a collision is not to have one in the first place.”

LaRon Landry is a natural for a Mucinex commercial.

Joey Galloway should have his picture on a milk carton: “Have you seen me?” The picture would be an artist’s recreation of what he looked like ten years ago when he was an NFL wide receiver.

Somehow, I find this to be therapeutic. Can you think of any others?
Actually, Joey Galloway might be nearing the age of the Medic Alert.
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Old 11-17-2010, 09:38 AM   #4
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They should do one of those lawyer commercials with Kyle Shanny on it. There would be a deep voice saying... "Have you been a victim of fraud?"
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Old 11-17-2010, 09:46 AM   #5
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Two positive ones:

Trent Williams for an insurance company him saying "protect what is most valuable to you"

Brian Orakpo for a Lawyer commercial "If you need someone to go after the big companies to get you your money call me, I'm relentless!"
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