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Old 12-03-2010, 02:15 AM   #46
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???

I heard a rumor that Mike Shanahan is actually a sophisticated robot sent from the future to solidify the Redskins roster for the future so that we'll be better equipped for the NFL robot invasion, in which robots replace NFL players and all personnel and fight for NFL dominance. There will also be a supposed "Human Rule" which states that at least one human candidate must be interviewed for a head coaching position so that we get a fair shake at it. This supposed "Mike Shanabot" will be a defector from the robot side as he grew emotions and compassion for the NFL personnel through their extinction at the hands of the other, more sophisticated robots, and he came back in time (because such travel is possible in the future) to help save the NFL personnel all the way from the GM's to the ballboys so that the game will remain the same as it is now, in the future.
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Old 12-03-2010, 09:02 AM   #47
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The Warpath is passing way too much nutmeg around this week...
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Old 12-03-2010, 09:42 AM   #48
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Page 4, lets keep it up
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Old 12-03-2010, 11:02 AM   #49
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Page 4, lets keep it up
Eye dont see anything wrong with this thread. Eye think we need to know everything about our coach.
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Old 12-03-2010, 11:06 AM   #50
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???

This guy goes to see his doctor.
The doctor asks whats the problem.
The guys says, "Doc, I swallowed my artificial eye."
The doc says Hmmmmm, well bend over, I'll take a look up there.
After a few seconds the doctors says "I dont see anything."
The guys says "Thats funny doc, I can see you."
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Old 12-03-2010, 11:28 AM   #51
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Two blondes were walking along when one said "Look at that dog with one eye" The other one covers one of her eyes and goes, "Why?"
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Old 12-03-2010, 11:43 AM   #52
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Two blondes were walking along when one said "Look at that dog with one eye" The other one covers one of her eyes and goes, "Why?"
I can't stop laughing at this
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Old 12-03-2010, 01:40 PM   #53
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The Warpath is passing way too much nutmeg around this week...
Nutmeg? I just downed a can of Four Loco at 8am this morning and smoked some catnip. I am ready to ROLLLLLLLL.
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Old 12-03-2010, 04:56 PM   #54
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Re: Does Coach Shanahan have a glass eye???

There's nothing wrong with Shanny's eye, his brother looks the same way.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefWaWf...yes--37014.jpg
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There's nothing wrong with Shanny's eye, his brother looks the same way.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefWaWf...yes--37014.jpg
Just so wrong.. lol.
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Old 12-03-2010, 05:43 PM   #56
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Nutmeg? I just downed a can of Four Loco at 8am this morning and smoked some catnip. I am ready to ROLLLLLLLL.
Have you ever sprinkled in some paprika to go with your nutmeg? Shits crazy man.
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Old 12-04-2010, 01:09 PM   #57
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You like Alan Parsons?

YouTube - Alan Parsons Project - Eye In The Sky
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Old 12-04-2010, 11:22 PM   #58
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Just Bored... Waiting on the 12:01 GameDay thread.
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Old 12-05-2010, 12:56 AM   #59
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Do you all think that Kyle Shanahan regrets starring in "Pretty Fly For a White Guy" video?

In slow motion it appears he is drive by "Raising the roof"
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Old 12-05-2010, 01:00 AM   #60
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I heard Vinny has 2 glass eyes, however, I didn't have time to hear about his backstory.
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