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| | #46 |
| Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004
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| Re: Smoot lays the smack down (Skins/Bills) - mattyk edition it was the wife's birthday today, and I am sooooooooooooooooooo glad I didn't spend it in front of the tv watching..whatever the **** that was... today. **** this team.
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| | #47 |
| Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Detroit area
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| | #48 |
| Special Teams Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: San Diego, CA Age: 29
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| Re: Smoot lays the smack down (Skins/Bills) - mattyk edition My smackdown goes to the worst offense in the league. Ladies and gentlemen this is our Washington Redskins team. In the last two weeks we have made two of the worst defensive teams in the league look like the defense you would get if you combined the best of the 85 bears w/ the 2000 Ravens. Our offense is truly pathetic. 14 rushing yards today, we have so many positions of need that we cant fill them all in the 2012 draft which means next year will be tough too. FML. |
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| Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: baltimore
Posts: 2,670
| Re: Smoot lays the smack down (Skins/Bills) - mattyk edition Quote:
if i know i got an hr and a half, i drink accordingly meaning 4 buds leaving lil alcohol residual smell plus no less then 3 vodka drinks so i actually somekinda drunk. this requires some secret home care follow up in the basement. if i got 3 plus hours i like to go strong on the whiskey hard and heavy early knowing that leaves me a good hr and half to cover the smell deep in my throat and tongue (citric cleanser mixed drinks). we are talking hammer time in 3 hours guaranteed. give me a normal 4 hr football game and im going banananas ball to the wall for a good 2 hours, tone it down to citric mixed drinks to cleanse the palate type shit in hour 3 then strictly light beers like bud and boh for the final 4th hour. ..i forgot what we are talking about . . edit - oh yeah i remember. FREAK THE SKINS for doing some 2 half hour bullshit game. i got to get to the bar after doing the lady shit right before halftime. i plan my drunk schedule accordingly. NEXT ****ING thing i know the second half flys along and the skins game, which i told the lady i was gonna be home once it ended, was OVER AT 630! wtf man, a 2 and half hour game? **** you pansy bitch ass loser muther ****ers. atleast put up a 3.5 to 4 hour fight ya punk ass lil ****ing bitches . . . i think i speak for every DMV guy who said "hey honey ill be home after the game" . . .give us our 4 hours a week you ****ing sucker ass sucker bitches
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| | #50 |
| Gamebreaker Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Norman, OK Age: 26
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| Re: Smoot lays the smack down (Skins/Bills) - mattyk edition John Beck- Might as well go with crompton SERIOUSLY Ryan Torain- Your not very good dude A.A- called that last yr, 1 year wonder wont make a team next yr OL- No Trent Williams means we are a mess apparently KS/MS- So much for offensive minds in DC huh? Bruce Allen- Not going w a QB at some point in the off season, yeah MS is in control but you are the GM. Dan Snyder- This guy will never be a winner in the NFL, I know he hasn't been involved in 2 years but it is what it is.. Brandon Banks- CUT London Fletcher- For wasting GREAT years of your career with a SORRY ass team.. LL30- Dude STFU for real Rocky McIntosh- SMH Rex Grossman- You let Beck take your job dude NUFF said THE NFL- Why do you let this Organization continue to play in your league?
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| | #51 |
| Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Detroit area
Posts: 3,961
| Re: Smoot lays the smack down (Skins/Bills) - mattyk edition IF the guys sucks, can his ass. The guy and his son don't make halftime adjustments, are horrific play callers, and are morons in getting us in this QB pickle we are now in. The guy is conceited beyond belief in thinking he could convert a BYU retread into a bona fide franchise QB, much less a real starter. I might have to really make waves in here and start a bring back Norv thread!!!!!! |
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| Playmaker Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Holland, Michigan
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| Re: Smoot lays the smack down (Skins/Bills) - mattyk edition Quote:
Gimme a break.....
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| | #53 | |
| Gamebreaker Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Norman, OK Age: 26
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| Re: Smoot lays the smack down (Skins/Bills) - mattyk edition Quote:
Sorry just pissed
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Arlington, VA.
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Arlington, VA.
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| | #56 |
| Gamebreaker Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Norman, OK Age: 26
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| Re: Smoot lays the smack down (Skins/Bills) - mattyk edition Colts will win 1 game and Miami will also.. But we will not get LUCK don't even dream it
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| | #57 | |
| Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Detroit area
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| Re: Smoot lays the smack down (Skins/Bills) - mattyk edition Quote:
You are one messed up individual. | |
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| Mann Up HOF! ![]() Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hattiesburg, MS
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| Re: Smoot lays the smack down (Skins/Bills) - mattyk edition Quote:
__________________ Rooting for the Dallas Cowboys should be recognized as a treatable mental disorder. | |
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| | #59 |
| Pro Bowl Join Date: Oct 2008
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| Re: Smoot lays the smack down (Skins/Bills) - mattyk edition Also, the kicking unit needs a special mention. ANOTHER ****ing blocked kick. I don't know if it's the blockers sucking that much or if Gano's taking too long before starting to kick, but whoever is at fault needs a BIG **** YOU for sucking ass 7 games into the season.
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| Mann Up HOF! ![]() Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hattiesburg, MS
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| Re: Smoot lays the smack down (Skins/Bills) - mattyk edition Quote:
__________________ Rooting for the Dallas Cowboys should be recognized as a treatable mental disorder. | |
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