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Old 10-30-2011, 08:19 PM   #46
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Re: Smoot lays the smack down (Skins/Bills) - mattyk edition

My smackdown goes to the worst offense in the league. Ladies and gentlemen this is our Washington Redskins team. In the last two weeks we have made two of the worst defensive teams in the league look like the defense you would get if you combined the best of the 85 bears w/ the 2000 Ravens. Our offense is truly pathetic. 14 rushing yards today, we have so many positions of need that we cant fill them all in the 2012 draft which means next year will be tough too. FML.
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Old 10-30-2011, 08:22 PM   #47
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it was the wife's birthday today, and I am sooooooooooooooooooo glad I didn't spend it in front of the tv watching..whatever the **** that was... today. **** this team.
on another bonus for it being your wifes b day and you had much better things to do than watch the skins game . . . if it wasnt your wifes b day and you told her "hey hon im just gonna go down to the bar and watch the game, be back when its over" .... it was over in 2 and a half ****in hours, yeah man not only did the skins suck ballsack they did it in a time frame that you totally didnt expect and was not prepared to cut your drinking needing intake geared towards.

if i know i got an hr and a half, i drink accordingly meaning 4 buds leaving lil alcohol residual smell plus no less then 3 vodka drinks so i actually somekinda drunk. this requires some secret home care follow up in the basement.

if i got 3 plus hours i like to go strong on the whiskey hard and heavy early knowing that leaves me a good hr and half to cover the smell deep in my throat and tongue (citric cleanser mixed drinks). we are talking hammer time in 3 hours guaranteed.

give me a normal 4 hr football game and im going banananas ball to the wall for a good 2 hours, tone it down to citric mixed drinks to cleanse the palate type shit in hour 3 then strictly light beers like bud and boh for the final 4th hour.

..i forgot what we are talking about . .

edit - oh yeah i remember. FREAK THE SKINS for doing some 2 half hour bullshit game. i got to get to the bar after doing the lady shit right before halftime. i plan my drunk schedule accordingly. NEXT ****ING thing i know the second half flys along and the skins game, which i told the lady i was gonna be home once it ended, was OVER AT 630! wtf man, a 2 and half hour game? **** you pansy bitch ass loser muther ****ers. atleast put up a 3.5 to 4 hour fight ya punk ass lil ****ing bitches . . .

i think i speak for every DMV guy who said "hey honey ill be home after the game" . . .give us our 4 hours a week you ****ing sucker ass sucker bitches

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Old 10-30-2011, 08:24 PM   #48
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Re: Smoot lays the smack down (Skins/Bills) - mattyk edition

John Beck- Might as well go with crompton SERIOUSLY

Ryan Torain- Your not very good dude

A.A- called that last yr, 1 year wonder wont make a team next yr

OL- No Trent Williams means we are a mess apparently

KS/MS- So much for offensive minds in DC huh?

Bruce Allen- Not going w a QB at some point in the off season, yeah MS is in control but you are the GM.

Dan Snyder- This guy will never be a winner in the NFL, I know he hasn't been involved in 2 years but it is what it is..

Brandon Banks- CUT

London Fletcher- For wasting GREAT years of your career with a SORRY ass team..

LL30- Dude STFU for real

Rocky McIntosh- SMH

Rex Grossman- You let Beck take your job dude NUFF said

THE NFL- Why do you let this Organization continue to play in your league?
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Old 10-30-2011, 08:27 PM   #49
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Yeah, I was opposed to the Shanny hire and sadly I feel that my opinion has been vindicated. But yet another knee-jerk change of regimes probably won't fare any better than what we've got now.
IF the guys sucks, can his ass. The guy and his son don't make halftime adjustments, are horrific play callers, and are morons in getting us in this QB pickle we are now in. The guy is conceited beyond belief in thinking he could convert a BYU retread into a bona fide franchise QB, much less a real starter. I might have to really make waves in here and start a bring back Norv thread!!!!!!
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John Beck- Might as well go with crompton SERIOUSLY

Ryan Torain- Your not very good dude

A.A- called that last yr, 1 year wonder wont make a team next yr

OL- No Trent Williams means we are a mess apparently

KS/MS- So much for offensive minds in DC huh?

Bruce Allen- Not going w a QB at some point in the off season, yeah MS is in control but you are the GM.

Dan Snyder- This guy will never be a winner in the NFL, I know he hasn't been involved in 2 years but it is what it is..

Brandon Banks- CUT

London Fletcher- For wasting GREAT years of your career with a SORRY ass team..

LL30- Dude STFU for real

Rocky McIntosh- SMH

Rex Grossman- You let Beck take your job dude NUFF said

THE NFL- Why do you let this Organization continue to play in your league?
Yea thats right, kick the Redskins out of the NFL.
Gimme a break.....
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Old 10-30-2011, 08:28 PM   #51
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Yea thats right, kick the Redskins out of the NFL.
Gimme a break.....

Sorry just pissed
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John Beck- Might as well go with crompton SERIOUSLY

Ryan Torain- Your not very good dude

A.A- called that last yr, 1 year wonder wont make a team next yr

OL- No Trent Williams means we are a mess apparently

KS/MS- So much for offensive minds in DC huh?

Bruce Allen- Not going w a QB at some point in the off season, yeah MS is in control but you are the GM.

Dan Snyder- This guy will never be a winner in the NFL, I know he hasn't been involved in 2 years but it is what it is..

Brandon Banks- CUT

London Fletcher- For wasting GREAT years of your career with a SORRY ass team..

LL30- Dude STFU for real

Rocky McIntosh- SMH

Rex Grossman- You let Beck take your job dude NUFF said

THE NFL- Why do you let this Organization continue to play in your league?
Well for once we can't blame the owner. He hired pros to run his team and right now it's simply not working.
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Old 10-30-2011, 08:29 PM   #53
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I'm now rooting for the dolphins and colts to win 3 games...you see where I'm going with this..

X2. But the Colts are not going to win any games. They've already mailed it in.
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Colts will win 1 game and Miami will also.. But we will not get LUCK don't even dream it
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on another bonus for it being your wifes b day and you had much better things to do than watch the skins game . . . if it wasnt your wifes b day and you told her "hey hon im just gonna go down to the bar and watch the game, be back when its over" .... it was over in 2 and a half ****in hours, yeah man not only did the skins suck ballsack they did it in a time frame that you totally didnt expect and was not prepared to cut your drinking needing intake geared towards.

if i know i got an hr and a half, i drink accordingly meaning 4 buds leaving lil alcohol residual smell plus no less then 3 vodka drinks so i actually somekinda drunk. this requires some secret home care follow up in the basement.

if i got 3 plus hours i like to go strong on the whiskey hard and heavy early knowing that leaves me a good hr and half to cover the smell deep in my throat and tongue (citric cleanser mixed drinks). we are talking hammer time in 3 hours guaranteed.

give me a normal 4 hr football game and im going banananas ball to the wall for a good 2 hours, tone it down to citric mixed drinks to cleanse the palate type shit in hour 3 then strictly light beers like bud and boh for the final 4th hour.

..i forgot what we are talking about . .

edit - oh yeah i remember. FREAK THE SKINS for doing some 2 half hour bullshit game. i got to get to the bar after doing the lady shit right before halftime. i plan my drunk schedule accordingly. NEXT ****ING thing i know the second half flys along and the skins game, which i told the lady i was gonna be home once it ended, was OVER AT 630! wtf man, a 2 and half hour game? **** you pansy bitch ass loser muther ****ers. atleast put up a 3.5 to 4 hour fight ya punk ass lil ****ing bitches . . .

i think i speak for every DMV guy who said "hey honey ill be home after the game" . . .give us our 4 hours a week you ****ing sucker ass sucker bitches

You are one messed up individual.
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IF the guys sucks, can his ass. The guy and his son don't make halftime adjustments, are horrific play callers, and are morons in getting us in this QB pickle we are now in. The guy is conceited beyond belief in thinking he could convert a BYU retread into a bona fide franchise QB, much less a real starter. I might have to really make waves in here and start a bring back Norv thread!!!!!!
Ok fine. You'll get no great defense of Shanny Duck and Baby Huey from me...
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Also, the kicking unit needs a special mention. ANOTHER ****ing blocked kick. I don't know if it's the blockers sucking that much or if Gano's taking too long before starting to kick, but whoever is at fault needs a BIG **** YOU for sucking ass 7 games into the season.
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Old 10-30-2011, 08:48 PM   #58
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Also, the kicking unit needs a special mention. ANOTHER ****ing blocked kick. I don't know if it's the blockers sucking that much or if Gano's taking too long before starting to kick, but whoever is at fault needs a BIG **** YOU for sucking ass 7 games into the season.
It looked to me like Gano's kick was too low in trajectory.
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Old 10-30-2011, 08:48 PM   #59
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I didn't see a single second of today's game. House hunting. So I can't comment at all. But I heard it was worse than the score indicated. Oh well. On to next week I suppose
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Everyone chill out. We are in the middle of a rebuild. If your bitching about losing, you shouldn't have demanded a rebuild in the first place.

We are just experiencing growing pains. Calm down everyone. Take your lips off the barrel and realize it may take another draft or two before we have developed a consistent winner... we'll get there though.
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