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Old 01-24-2005, 01:44 PM   #1
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Darnerian speaks out.

http://nflplayers.com/players_networ...ection=journal
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Old 01-24-2005, 01:48 PM   #2
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Assuming that is a real message and not a spoof, I think that Darnarian is not going to be very successful making any money as a writer. Unless his music is a whole lot better than his writing, he won't be making much money in that arena either.
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Old 01-24-2005, 01:56 PM   #3
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This is hilarious
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Old 01-24-2005, 02:00 PM   #4
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oh man. wow. how can you not feel for this guy??

just feel like sayin AWWWWWWWWW
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Old 01-24-2005, 02:05 PM   #5
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This is my favorite entry

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the ladies
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well this is how it went in a short story Jen was the white girl she was the coolest we vibed off the top. Stacie was hard to feel out until she got a few drinks in her, so that was kind of frustrating because i was digging and digging to find something to talk about and get her response also she wasnt confident in herself i like a confident women. Then the last Lareese was the altimight buddy date but she thru me when she go into the car and started talking to the produce who was driving us around so that crossed her out. so i went with Jen and we still speak every now and then as far as the other two my phone malfunctioned so i have lost touch with them.
Did he mean to say she threw him? Was through with him? And what sort of produce was driving them around-tomatoes, carrots, apples?

And of course it's the old "Nah baby, see what had happened was my phone had this malfunction see" excuse
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Old 01-24-2005, 02:13 PM   #6
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smootsmack:

Imagine this was his "writing sample" for an internship at the Washington Post.

Nowonder why he didn't get a gig with the Post doing a diary from training camp. Maybe the Post figured they did not have enough editors on the entire staff of the newspaper to put this into something they could publish...
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Old 01-24-2005, 02:18 PM   #7
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The poor fella writes like a child. Some if it I don't understand...or most of it.
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Old 01-24-2005, 02:27 PM   #8
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By the way, here are DM's bachelorettes
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Old 01-24-2005, 02:41 PM   #9
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maybe he's just a very distant cousin of dexter
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Old 01-24-2005, 02:42 PM   #10
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i would like to think someone hacked his journal....

but if not, whoa boy...
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Old 01-24-2005, 02:58 PM   #11
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Hahahah... honestly if someone hacked it I don't think even they would be that stupid.
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Old 01-24-2005, 03:04 PM   #12
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I was under the impression he was a fairly intelligent guy, if this is for real... nah I'm not going to even fall for it. It's gotta be a joke.
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Old 01-24-2005, 03:24 PM   #13
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I hope and pray for his soul that it is.
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Old 01-24-2005, 04:00 PM   #14
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I was under the impression he was a fairly intelligent guy, if this is for real... nah I'm not going to even fall for it. It's gotta be a joke.
I've heard the same thing. In interviews he seems more articulate than this. All I can say is wow!
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Old 01-24-2005, 04:10 PM   #15
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Maybe he's just not a good visual communicator.
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