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09-11-2012, 12:40 PM
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| Contains football related knowledge  Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 50
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| Redskin's Star Tasered Himself So, two questions: (1) How did Nick Sundberg achieve "Star" status in Great Britain? (2) Why would you taser yourself? The secrets revealed!!! Redskins player plays two quarters with a broken arm - and says he buildup a pain tolerance testing his mom's tasers for fun | Mail Online
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09-11-2012, 12:43 PM
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| Quietly Dominating the East  Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Naples, Florida
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| Re: Redskin's Star Tasered Himself We have a drunk thread...right. In that light, it seems reasonable to find a permanent home for.....treasures such as this.
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09-11-2012, 12:47 PM
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| Franchise Player  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Washington DC Age: 26
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| Re: Redskin's Star Tasered Himself Has anyone on this board been tasered? lol you don't have to explain why (you were drunk and belligerent and the cops didn't put up with your shenanigans) but just how did it feel?
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09-11-2012, 12:56 PM
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| Quietly Dominating the East Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Naples, Florida
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| Re: Redskin's Star Tasered Himself JoeRedskin has advised me not to respond until the current disciplinary appeals process with the NFLPA and Mgmt has been resolved or Jonathon Vilma returns.....
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09-11-2012, 01:07 PM
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| Gamebreaker  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 34
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| Re: Redskin's Star Tasered Himself Never been tasered but I had some electro-shock therapy for an injured ligament. That felt like burning pins being jammed into you. I wasn't a fan of Sundberg early in his career after replacing the Red Snapper and his early struggles, but he's become a reliable long snapper and now I just think he's awesome. We keep finding some real gems at this position. Are all team's long snappers insane? Maybe they just need to find ways to keep themselves entertained...it's probably the least-active position on a football team.
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09-11-2012, 01:11 PM
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| Pro Bowl   Join Date: Jan 2008
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| Re: Redskin's Star Tasered Himself El Oh El Sundberg is all kinds of badass. Heal up fast and get back out there! I wanna try the taser but can't because of a heart condition (reappearing murmur w/ irregular beat). Anybody ever had the feeling their heart turns over in your chest? First time I felt it it was like taking off in an airplane lol...
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09-11-2012, 01:13 PM
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| Gamebreaker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 34
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| Re: Redskin's Star Tasered Himself I have a ton of titanium plates and screws in me, so I might explode...or will they just heat up inside of me?  Not eager to find out.
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09-11-2012, 01:34 PM
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| The Starter  Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: RatherbeinDC, TX
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| Re: Redskin's Star Tasered Himself I know not to get tazed on a full stomach. I shows another good pick up by the front office. That pick has the George Allen coming out in Bruce Allen.
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09-11-2012, 01:37 PM
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| Re: Redskin's Star Tasered Himself Quote:
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09-11-2012, 02:14 PM
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| Gamebreaker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 34
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| Re: Redskin's Star Tasered Himself Goat, you and I need to stay out of airports.
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09-11-2012, 02:14 PM
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| The Bluths   Join Date: Feb 2004
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| Re: Redskin's Star Tasered Himself This may be the only time and place that Sundberg is referred to as a "star"
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09-11-2012, 02:17 PM
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| Re: Redskin's Star Tasered Himself At first when I saw this thread I thought you were talking about Barry Cofield taking his sack celebration to a new level... Taser sack dance by Barry Cofield - YouTube
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09-11-2012, 02:25 PM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: los angeles, ca Age: 28
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| Re: Redskin's Star Tasered Himself Quote:
embed these joints
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09-11-2012, 02:36 PM
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| MVP  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 51
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| Re: Redskin's Star Tasered Himself
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09-11-2012, 04:25 PM
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| Playmaker Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: los angeles, ca Age: 28
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| Re: Redskin's Star Tasered Himself Quote:
my comment was something along the lines of "who can find the derogatory term in this article?" (midget) username: heathshuler
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