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Old 09-11-2012, 12:40 PM   #1
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Redskin's Star Tasered Himself

So, two questions: (1) How did Nick Sundberg achieve "Star" status in Great Britain? (2) Why would you taser yourself?

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Redskins player plays two quarters with a broken arm - and says he buildup a pain tolerance testing his mom's tasers for fun | Mail Online
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Old 09-11-2012, 12:43 PM   #2
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Re: Redskin's Star Tasered Himself

We have a drunk thread...right. In that light, it seems reasonable to find a permanent home for.....treasures such as this.
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Old 09-11-2012, 12:47 PM   #3
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Has anyone on this board been tasered? lol you don't have to explain why (you were drunk and belligerent and the cops didn't put up with your shenanigans) but just how did it feel?
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Old 09-11-2012, 12:56 PM   #4
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JoeRedskin has advised me not to respond until the current disciplinary appeals process with the NFLPA and Mgmt has been resolved or Jonathon Vilma returns.....
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Old 09-11-2012, 01:07 PM   #5
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Never been tasered but I had some electro-shock therapy for an injured ligament. That felt like burning pins being jammed into you.

I wasn't a fan of Sundberg early in his career after replacing the Red Snapper and his early struggles, but he's become a reliable long snapper and now I just think he's awesome.

We keep finding some real gems at this position. Are all team's long snappers insane? Maybe they just need to find ways to keep themselves entertained...it's probably the least-active position on a football team.
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Old 09-11-2012, 01:11 PM   #6
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El Oh El Sundberg is all kinds of badass. Heal up fast and get back out there!

I wanna try the taser but can't because of a heart condition (reappearing murmur w/ irregular beat). Anybody ever had the feeling their heart turns over in your chest? First time I felt it it was like taking off in an airplane lol...
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I have a ton of titanium plates and screws in me, so I might explode...or will they just heat up inside of me?

Not eager to find out.
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I know not to get tazed on a full stomach.

I shows another good pick up by the front office. That pick has the George Allen coming out in Bruce Allen.
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Old 09-11-2012, 01:37 PM   #9
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I have a ton of titanium plates and screws in me, so I might explode...or will they just heat up inside of me?

Not eager to find out.
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Goat, you and I need to stay out of airports.
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Old 09-11-2012, 02:14 PM   #11
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This may be the only time and place that Sundberg is referred to as a "star"
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At first when I saw this thread I thought you were talking about Barry Cofield taking his sack celebration to a new level...
Taser sack dance by Barry Cofield - YouTube
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embed these joints
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http://http://profootballtalk.nbcspo...pper-sundberg/
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Old 09-11-2012, 04:25 PM   #14
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they deleted my comment! that's the 2nd or 3rd time they've done that.

my comment was something along the lines of "who can find the derogatory term in this article?" (midget)

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Old 09-11-2012, 06:19 PM   #15
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Sundberg's been placed on the new IR, and the Redskins officially announced the signing of Justin Snow
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