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Old 03-01-2005, 11:44 PM   #1
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SIGNS YOU'RE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ON THE WARPATH

10. You rotate your site skin more often than you do your tires
9. You beg your friends to register so "we can hang out"
8. You had your name legally changed from Bob to NY_Skinsfan
7. You get up at 2 a.m. to go to the bathroom, but log onto the Warpath.net instead
6. Your best friend is someone you've never met
5. You spend five hours on a Saturday night composing a rebuttal to SportsCurmudgeon's latest rant and 2 hours checking it for spelling and grammar
4. You need to be tranquilized when the server is busy
3. Your intellectual discussions all stem from "Inside the Beltway"
2. You try to impress the opposite sex by saying "Hey, I'm a moderator"
1. The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would Matty Do?"

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Old 03-01-2005, 11:45 PM   #2
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Thats seriously funny stuff.
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:06 AM   #3
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#11. Your girlfriend is mad that you went on the warpath too soon after having sex.

Somtimes I think I'm going to be on Dr.Phil for warpath obsession.
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:09 AM   #4
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great, now everytime Gmanc logs on I'll be wondering if he just "logged off"...if you get my drift
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:11 AM   #5
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great, now everytime Gmanc logs on I'll be wondering if he just "logged off"...if you get my drift
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:15 AM   #6
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2. You try to impress the opposite sex by saying "Hey, I'm a moderator"
How's that line working for ya, Smoot?
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:17 AM   #7
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classic dude, classic
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:18 AM   #8
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How's that line working for ya, Smoot?
not so bad actually....been thinking of changing my username to LL Cool Smack
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:35 AM   #9
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12.)You smell smoke and hear the crackling of fire around you but you want to wait around a little longer to see if anyone quotes your latest post.
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Old 03-02-2005, 12:40 AM   #10
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12.)You smell smoke and hear the crackling of fire around you but you want to wait around a little longer to see if anyone quotes your latest post.
....now put the fire out!
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:10 AM   #11
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13. You go on vacation and the only thing you can think about is whether or not the hotel will have high speed internet access so you can catch up on what you missed while on the plane.
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Old 03-02-2005, 01:12 AM   #12
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13. You go on vacation and the only thing you can think about is whether or not the hotel will have high speed internet access so you can catch up on what you missed while on the plane.
Sadly I've actually done that while on a trip to Florida/the Bahamas. instead of thinking about all the girls I'd see in thongs, I was thinking about how the ol ball coach would get the guys to play that year. :smashfrea
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Old 03-02-2005, 02:17 AM   #13
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Sadly I've actually done that while on a trip to Florida/the Bahamas. instead of thinking about all the girls I'd see in thongs, I was thinking about how the ol ball coach would get the guys to play that year. :smashfrea
this happened to me last week on a trip to florida as well. i couldn't wait to get to the hotel. weird thing was, as soon as i was able to check up on things, all the talk about coles started. i was like, what the hell happened while i was in the air?
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Old 03-02-2005, 07:27 AM   #14
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You guys at least had somthing. I'm going to the Dominican Republic for my Spring break. Now they have TV's down there and Open bar, and i'll be there on DRAFT DAY! I'm going to be going freaking crazy not talking to you guys when we pick.
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Old 03-02-2005, 07:30 AM   #15
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omgwtf, haven't we signed someone yet??? its 7am already...
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