Black Monday: NFL Coaches and Executives Carousel

HailGreen28

Bruce Allen signs Victor Cruz as a assistant coach for more than he would make as a WR. Of course Cruz plays too, for the vet min. on top of his coaches salary. :cheeky-sm

(Two years later midget owner John "silver spoon" Mara has another fit over it. He really froths at the mouth, not just his normal drooling, because he actually has a valid reason this time.)

SFREDSKIN

Michael Lombardi leaves NFL network for Browns VP of player personnel

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Joe Gibbs- The best coach of all time, Lombardi trophy should be renamed Gibbs.

Art Monk- Art was like an OL playing WR, doing the dirty work and not getting the glory.

Darrell Green- Best DB ever.

Purveyor of fine Filth

SmootSmack

Looks like the Jets are about to officially offer Seattle's John Idzik their GM position

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ArtMonkDrillz

Jay Schroeder?!?!?! My mom LOVED him!

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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

SmootSmack

LOL. Name's already been said. I was dropping clues throughout. He's just one candidate at the moment though

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JoeRedskin

All right, clearly we need another tease. So far we got: bizarre and mother shaming. I'm gonna need a little more.

Please. I am begging. Happy?

I hate you.

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My Little Pony: Friendship is magic? or ... a repressive matriarchal society where individuals' roles are defined by their immutable physical characteristics and governance is reserved for those who demonstrate the genetic purity of the pony master race?

NC_Skins

...so here's my number, call me maybe?



OMG I'VE SOLVED THE RIDDLE.

Our new WR coach is going to be Carly Rae Jepsen!!!

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"So let me get this straight. We have the event of the year on TV with millions watching around the world... and people want a punt, pass, and kick competition to be the halftime entertainment?? Folks, don't quit your day jobs."- Matty

JoeRedskin

Okay. Name's so far:

Monk
Malcolm Kelly
Moss as Player/Coach
Gary Clark
Phillip Daniels
Cooley
Ed McCaffery
Antwan Rande El
James Thrash
Joey Galloway

and, of course,
Siri 2.0
my boy Klint
Mom.

Recognizing he is just a name in the hat at this point, I am going with Phillip Daniels (who has demonstrated an interest in coaching but would be bizarre for obvious reasons). Actually, he would fit the "tough answer" clue to my earlier question of "Juan Castillo bizarre or Gibbs 2.0 bizarre".

It's gotta be Daniels.

I still hate you SS.

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My Little Pony: Friendship is magic? or ... a repressive matriarchal society where individuals' roles are defined by their immutable physical characteristics and governance is reserved for those who demonstrate the genetic purity of the pony master race?

Lotus

My imaginary dead girlfriend agrees with your reasoning.

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Rooting for the Dallas Cowboys should be recognized as a treatable mental disorder.

FRPLG

Gotta be Daniels and he wants to coach. His son is a WR for ND.

Chico23231

Please dont let the Eagles get Horton at DC....

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Ready for the Draft.

JoeRedskin

If it Daniels, I think I would be okay with that. It would be weird but it's not like we have had irreplaceable superstars in the position before.

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My Little Pony: Friendship is magic? or ... a repressive matriarchal society where individuals' roles are defined by their immutable physical characteristics and governance is reserved for those who demonstrate the genetic purity of the pony master race?

SCRedskinsFan

Zeron Flemister. Since we're just throwing out names...