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Old 03-17-2005, 06:06 PM   #16
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Re: Laughter is the Best Medicine

A couple fart jokes:

A man was sitting on a plane reading a book. A few minutes later he ran up to the pilot and said, "Help! Help! I dropped my favorite book out of the plane! Can you please stop it?" "No, no, I am not stopping this plane for a book.", the pilot replied. Later another man ran up to the pilot and asked, "Can please land the plane? I dropped my lucky baseball." "No, I will not land the plane for a baseball!!!" A third man had dropped a gernade out of the plane. He quick ran up the the pilot and started yelling, "Stop, stop, I lost my gern-" "Alright, Alright!", he interupts. "I will land the plane." When the pilot got out he saw two little boys crying. He asked them what was the matter, they replied something fell out of the sky and landed on them. One was a book and the other a baseball. A third boy came along and was laughing. The pilot asked, "What are you laughing about?" "I farted and my house blew up!"

Two guys are playing golf -- a Japanese and American. The Japanese man, getting ready to tee off, begins talking into his thumb. The American says, 'What are you doing?' The Japanese man says: 'Oh, don't worry. With microtechnology, I have a microphone inserted in my thumb. I was just recording a message.' The two men go on playing golf. All of a sudden, the American man makes a funny sound that sounds amazingly like a fart. The Japanese man looks over at him. 'Oh,' says the American. 'Don't worry, I'm just receiving a fax.'
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