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Old 09-20-2017, 08:40 AM   #31
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Re: Redskins Should Trade for Andrew Luck

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So there's a woman who loves purple. Like, fucking loves it. Purple doors. Purple curtains. Purple panties. Purple soaps. Purple everything. She drives a purple car and even asked her boss permission to paint her office purple. Her least favorite movie is The Purple People Eater, because it gives the color a bad name.

One day a guy stops by her large purple house (it's hard to miss) and knocks on the purple door.

"Hi, do you have a spare room?"

"As a matter of fact I do," says the woman in a purple dress. She leads him through the purple door, into the purple hallway, and past another purple door. And another purple door. She finally stops by the purple door at the end of the purple hallway.

"Here you are."

The guy goes through the purple door, into the purple room, and unpacks his suitcase into a purple dresser. At the end of the night, he lays down in the purple bed and rests his head on the purple pillow. The next day, he hears the woman screaming, "Breakfast!"

He gets out of the purple bed, gets his clothes from the purple dresser, and goes out the purple door into the purple hallway. He finds his way to the kitchen and sits down at the purple table.

The woman opens the purple cupboard and pulls out two boxes of cereal: Wheaties and Cheerios. She sets them on the purple table.

"What would you like?"

The man considers for a moment before finally responding: "Cheerios."

The woman smiles.

"So it's true: 2 out of 3 do prefer Cheerios over Wheaties."
Ha! I need more coffee!
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Old 09-20-2017, 11:29 AM   #32
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I think they ought to be more worried about what a crappy team they've built around Luck. That o-line has been terrible for years, and most likely is a direct contributor to Luck's health. And he still doesn't have any decent options to throw to, or a run game to take pressure off him.


I totally agree. Defense is shit too.
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Old 09-20-2017, 04:00 PM   #33
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Re: Redskins Should Trade for Andrew Luck

Luck's injury is pretty serious, been having issues with it for almost 2 years now. I dont think he comes back as the same player, just IMO.
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Old 09-20-2017, 04:28 PM   #34
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Ill upload a photo of her purple panties next. She actually looks decent down there.
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Old 09-22-2017, 06:37 PM   #35
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The woman opens the purple cupboard and pulls out two boxes of cereal: Wheaties and Cheerios. She sets them on the purple table.

"What would you like?"

The man considers for a moment before finally responding: "Cheerios."

The woman smiles.

"So it's true: 2 out of 3 do prefer Cheerios over Wheaties."
Ok I just don't get the joke?
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Old 09-22-2017, 08:34 PM   #36
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Re: Redskins Should Trade for Andrew Luck

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Cousins plus a boatload of picks...

I think they should do everything in their power to make this move.

Thoughts?
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Old 09-23-2017, 04:45 AM   #37
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Re: Redskins Should Trade for Andrew Luck

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Ok I just don't get the joke?
I think the point is that there's no point and we all read a long post expecting a point.
I like that kind of jokes.

It worked particularly well on me because, since it was a Schneed's post, up until the end I was expecting it to be an incredibly smart and accurate metaphor about how stupid the Luck trade idea was... Well...
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Old 09-24-2017, 03:43 PM   #38
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I think the point is that there's no point and we all read a long post expecting a point.
I like that kind of jokes.

It worked particularly well on me because, since it was a Schneed's post, up until the end I was expecting it to be an incredibly smart and accurate metaphor about how stupid the Luck trade idea was... Well...
You nailed it. This thread is incredibly pointless, just like that "joke".
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Old 09-30-2017, 11:38 PM   #39
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Re: Redskins Should Trade for Andrew Luck

At least this isnt seriously being discussed 😂
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