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Old 06-27-2005, 03:19 AM   #1
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The Official Dallas Haters Thread

well i didn't see a place where i could post this so i decided to put it here. I hope this is a place where people can talk about how much we hate dallas and share pics and other things. i'll start off by showing two websites that illustrate how much people don't like dallas.
both of these are hardcore dallas haters so it might be a little extreme.
lol some of these things crack me up. i really liked some of the jokes they had in there like these. Some are very outdated, though.
Q: What do you call a drug ring in dallas?
A: A huddle
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys get into a car, who's driving?
A: The Police
I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refridgerator, so now they are trying to get a coke machine.
The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".
The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.
Q: Why couldn't Troy Hambrick get into his driveway?
A: They painted an endzone on it
Q: What do you call a good player in dallas?
A: A tourist.
Q: Why did Emmett Smith get so excited after finishing his jigsaw puzzle in only six months?
A: Because on the box it said from 2-4 years.
Q: What do you call 40 millionaires watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Dallas Cowboys
Jerry Jones died and went to heaven. God was showing him his house, and it was this run down house with an old tattered Cowboys flag hanging over the doorway. Jerry Jones wasn't too happy with this. He then looked over into the distance and saw a beautiful mansion with a bright and bold Washington Redskins Flag hanging over the doorway. Jerry Jones said to God, "I don't mean to be ungrateful, but how come Jack Kent Cooke gets that gorgeus mansion as a home, and i get this rundown shack?" God chuckled and replied, "that's not Cooke's home, that's mine."
there is so much more but i didn't feel like doing it. i was bored and i decided to do this because right now is the dullest moment of the offseason.
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Old 06-27-2005, 06:29 AM   #2
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lol those are quite funny

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Old 06-28-2005, 04:06 PM   #3
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Re: The Official Dallas Haters Thread

I've now got some fuel for the fire when I talk with Dallas fans.

Stupid tidbit of trivia for anyone interested: Although Dallas clearly has an edge over us in regular season victories, they have never beat us in the postseason when it really counted. The only two postseason games between Washington and Dallas were NFC championships in 1972 and 1982. We stomped them in both games 26-3 and 31-17 (we went on to play Miami in both super bowls).
Win it in the trenches.
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Old 06-28-2005, 04:47 PM   #4
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I like the Dallas hater websites. Very nice. I thought MY passion burned deep, but apparently not deep enough to put up a site with pictures and obscure facts.
Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.
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