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Re: Season Prayer
I believe that you're praying to the wrong god.
"Dear Satan, please accept my soul as downpayment on a winning Redskins season, starting with an emphatic win on MNF against the Hated Cow-Whores. If you are as powerful as people (Liberals...Hippies...Democrats) say you are then this should be a sure thing.
Yes, I know I've offered my soul on many occasions but this time I'm really, really serious.
Your sincerely,
Redskin Rat"
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