[STPainmaker]

Originally Posted by RedskinRat

My favorite:

The little children in Ms. Smith's class are all asked for a short description about what their father does for work.

Tommy stands up and says "My Daddy works on a construction site, he builds things and he comes home all dusty and gross"

"Very good Tommy" says Ms. Smith " Now you Elizabeth"

Elizabeth stands up and says "My Daddy and Mommy have a Real Estate firm and they sell nice big houses to very rich people"

"Very good Elizabeth" says Ms. Smith " Your turn, Johnny"

Little Johnny stands up and starts to mumble and Ms. Smith says "You're going to have to speak up, we can't hear you" so Little Johnny says "My father dances at a gay bar in town and for extra cash he blows the patrons out back by the dumpster"

"Johnny! Leave the classroom this instant!" shouts Ms. Smith and drags him off to the Principals office.

Little Johnny is in tears and sobbing by the time they go in to see the Principal, and after Ms. Smith has explained what went on the Pricipal asks Little Johnny "Why ever would you say such a thing?"

Little Johnny says "I was too embarrassed to tell everyone what my Daddy really does"

"What could be so bad?" says the Principal

"He's the starting QB for the Dallas Cowboys" says Johnny busting into tears.

LOL