[over the mountain]

Originally Posted by Chico23231

Research shows Oreos can be just as addictive as drugs - NBC12.com - Richmond, VA News

How is weed still illegal and oreos and crap food are legal and actually addictive, unlike weed?

im not a fat dude but im getting fat.

i tore through some oreos the other night. it was so bad i tried to hid the package in between the microwave and cabinet so my lady wouldnt find it and ask me why i ate 90% of a new package of oreos in one night.

she found the package and left it in front of the microwave.

i went and crushed the rest.

i need help.

when we go grocery shopping i make it a point to not buy anything i know i will crush at midnight.

but this was one of her stocking stuffers so it slipped in the house.

i also ate 1/4 of a king cake last night. this morning i gave our daughter a sliver of king cake so if my lady asks me i can say "we" instead of "I".

i need help.

last week i had to explain how i we ran out of baby carrots so fast.

"blue cheese bitch! it was the effing blue cheese! .. the mazeratti ultimate blue cheese is soooo goood".