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Old 01-25-2014, 09:41 PM   #67
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Re: Fred Davis Bye Bye

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Originally Posted by KI Skins Fan View Post
Here's how I imagine it would go:

Mike: "Would you like to smoke some legal marijuana Fred? It's becoming quite fashionable out here, you know. The wife picked up these his and hers crystal bongs when she went shopping in Aspen last weekend. You can use hers. She's out buying some more "shit" right now. Can you believe that people actually call it "shit"? Well, anyways I'm starting to like it a lot. My favorite brands are Mile High and Super Bowl. Go ahead Fred, take a "hit" and put on some tunes while I get us a couple of Coors.

Fred (to himself): What the **** was that? He must be trippin'. He knows I can't be smokin' that shit right now. I was just gonna ask him for some help findin' a job with another team. I got to get outta this place!
"And that's why I failed the last drug test, Mr. Goodell."

Wonder when the NFLPA will fight suspensions of players where weed is legal?
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