[jamf]

Alvin, do you sell propane and propane accessories?
We don't race Lawnmowers in Cali so this isn't going to do it for me.

My equivalent to a glorious Super Bowl winning season would be one of the following:
One year contract to be the official SI swimsuit issue photographer.
Lifetime artist pass to the Coachella music festival.
GF leaves the country for a year and gives me a free pass.
Unlimited airline miles for a year.
A Gay Black Jewish Transgender President just to fuck with all the racists.
A week in Monaco with Rose Bertram.
Porsche GT3 RS with 3 pedals for me and a fancy Lawnmower for Alvin.