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Originally Posted by BrudLee
There are a few misconceptions about how players view Dan Snyder. One thing cannot be overstated, though - he pays very well.
So, what would the reaction be? Grief for some, indifference for some, and the inconsolable emptiness when someone fixes a broken cash machine that spits out too much money for others.
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Very funny!
What would happen?
- Snyder's portrait will be on the first eight pages of GAMEDAY, the programme sold at the games. It will be a bio telling how all his life experiences led up to his successful ownership of the franchise.
- FedEx Field would be renamed FedEx Snyder Memorial Park
- Future Hall of Famers Deion Sanders and Bruce Smith will attend the funeral in gratitude for the second chance in their career.
- The grief stricken Redskins will lose to an NFC East rival 36-0.
- Six Flags will finally agree to be acquired by Snyder. Oops, too late.
- God's contract will be terminated in a dispute over control.
I think Snyder would be remembered as the man to got Gibbs back and it would be left at that.
