[SunnySide]

Prius drivers.

Look, I get it. It’s pretty cool you can drive around and have that big dashboard thing live tracking your miles per gallon. It’s like a video game trying to get to your destination averaging more than 35 miles per gallon. Coast down hills and towards red lights, only use the gas pedal when absolutely needed.

I get it. I rented a Prius once and it was pretty cool trying to score the highest mpg I could. If I had a fleet of 4 cars, one would probably be a Prius.

But get the fuck out of the left lane with your coasting, tepid use of the gas pedal, going the speed limit in the fast lane bullshit. I will ride your fucking ass with my middle finger up. I will go 55 mph right next to you mouthing the words “fuck you and die slow bitch”.

So please get the fuck out of the fast lane if you are playing the “how many miles can I get per gallon” game.