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Originally Posted by KI Skins Fan
SunnySide to his hostess after Thanksgiving Dinner: "Thank you for inviting me. I really enjoyed the meal but the turkey was a little dry, don't you think?"
Irish (also a dinner guest): "Yes, it was very dry and I would have preferred stuffing instead of dressing."
We won because we smacked them in the mouth all day long and they got rattled.
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What am I, some proper english gentleman type with all that "thank you" and politeness?
Im an American, because were in America. And as everyone knows, we in America cover our beautiful delicious Thanksgiving turkey in a pool of gravy and its a beautiful display as the white meat and dark meat swim together in a brownish salty sea of flavor awesomeness.