[htownskinfan]

Originally Posted by mooby

I don't want to understate how much of a code brown trap game tonight is, but I've had a long shitty day at work and I hope Daniel Jones shits his pants when our d-line puts the fear of god in him before personally acquainting him with the fresh turf of Fedex Field. I hope we hold them to -3 points (they literally take points off the board for their terrible play) and Saquon Barkley actually loses career yardage tonight. I hope Heniecke throws 4 touchdowns and Terry McLaurin sets a TNF record for most receiving yards and tds in a single game. I hope it's a blowout by halftime and every starter is removed save for our d-line so I can get a good night's sleep for once. I hope we set more records than Doug Williams did in the second quarter 33 years ago. I hope Jamin Davis makes the Pro Bowl off the strength of his performance tonight. But most of all, I hope for the win so I can imagine John Mara crying into his bowl of plain Cheerios because only sick fucks like plain Cheerios.