Re: What REALLY grinds your gears?
New Years Eve grinds my gears. Young no kids, go party balls to the wall. Great, good for you, Ill Pelosi slow clap in your direction. Go do rails in a bathroom, pee your pants and fuck a fat chick for the both of us.
Kids? Like wtf do you do on NYE with a young one? Watch anderson cooper and crazy annoying lady?
My kid always wants to "party" on NYE. I cant party with you, youre 9 years old. Ill sit there and sip my vodka mule and well play some got damn monopoly and go fish. Maybe get crazy make some smores in the fireplace and a nice chacuterie plate.
And that fucking song everyone tries to sing but no one knows the words to. You just stand there and hum 99% of it until we get to the "tis be forgotten" part.
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