Re: Funny Sean Taylor Facts...
Sean Taylor is the only man to successfully beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Sean Taylor does not sleep. He waits.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Sean Taylor out. It failed miserably.
To attain inner peace, Sean Taylor eats Buddhists.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Sean Taylor played in second grade.
Sean Taylor once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Sean Taylor is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a Indian.
If you can see Sean Taylor, he can see you. If you can't see Sean Taylor, you may be only seconds away from death.
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