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Sean Taylor once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Sean Taylor doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Sean Taylor recently had the idea to sell his urine as a beverage. We know this drink as Red Bull.
Portraits close their eyes when Sean Taylor looks at them.
Sean Taylor sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled tackling ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Sean roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
As a teen Sean Taylor went back in time and impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.