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FRPLG · 01-09-2006, 02:42 PM

Just about everything Pastabelly, Peter King and Dr. Z write lead me to think I could be major syndicated sports journalist. In fact their worthy prose makes me think a retarded monkey with feces in his hair could do the job pretty well. What I wonder sometimes is how Nunyo DeMasio breathes without a brain. Don't you need one to function? I am pretty sure I learned that in Biology class.

01-09-2006, 02:42 PM	#3
FRPLG MVP Join Date: May 2004 Age: 46 Posts: 10,164	Re: Things that lead me to believe I could be a professional football writer... Just about everything Pastabelly, Peter King and Dr. Z write lead me to think I could be major syndicated sports journalist. In fact their worthy prose makes me think a retarded monkey with feces in his hair could do the job pretty well. What I wonder sometimes is how Nunyo DeMasio breathes without a brain. Don't you need one to function? I am pretty sure I learned that in Biology class.