Feel free to add to the list but as the creator of the thread I call the big 4
1.
Peter King
Crime: Using his HOF vote and influence (somehow) to keep our boy Art our of the HOF. Also guilty of talking shit about the Skins on a regular basis while stuffing his fat face at FedEx field (as seen on HBO).
Reward: Ultimate Satisfaction and Lifetime Season Tickets in the Luxury Suite Redskins Games
2.
Len Pasquerelli (Note* Artist Rendering)
Crime: Reporting confidential Redskins Info in hopes of screwing with the Redskins Offseason plans. Also guilty of producing bias info meant for the purpose of slandering the Redskins Organization and just being an overall ass
Reward: Satisfaction and season tickets to Camden Yards
3.
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Crime: Being friends with Len Pasquereli
Reward: Satisfaction of making Lenny piss his pants
4.
Deion Sanders
Crime: Stole at least $8 million dollars from the Redskins and didn't earn any of it. Also wore one of the ugliest suits ever to his press conference.