I have a feeling the committee is still holding the unfortunate incident with the November 23, 2003 Power Poll™ over my head (honestly, I don't know how that many instances of the n-word made it past the editors - I
do apologize). The sad part is that despite the good things I did for the Warpath team, I will be remember for that.
Here now, a highlight reel:
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Buffalo Bills – Annointed superstar JP Losman was pulled for a series in favor of perennial also-ran Kelly Holcomb. I thought the only controversy in Buffalo was mild, medium, or hot.
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Pundits say Carnell "Cadillac" Williams looks like he's for real. Which is a good thing for Jon Gruden, who would have taken unbelievable heat for drafting an imaginary player.
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Houston Texans (last week: 31) – After being sacked seven times, QB David Carr said that he felt like the offense was "really coming together". If that's not evidence of a concussion, I don't know what is.
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Chicago Bears (last week: 23) – The Bears have a tough game against the Vikings this week. Not that the Vikings are that good, but do you even want to risk tackling them, all covered in lubricants and sex juices?
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Minnesota Vikings (last week: 27) – A question for Crazy Canuck, or any other capologists out there. Do sex parties count against the cap? I think they ought to. I mean, if I'm a free agent, and Chicago's offering me $10 million over four years, and Minnesota's offering me $12 million over five, I might be a little bit torn as to where to go. Right up until Minnesota throws in the sex parties. Then, I'm a Viking, baby.
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Atlanta Falcons (Last week - 4): Quoth Mike Vick: "People say I can't throw the ball from the pocket. I had to show them." You hit up a sub-.500 team for 228 yards. Let's not get carried away here, Johnny U.
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Buffalo Bills (Last poll - 17): It's sad to see a team bicker like this. And by "bicker", I mean "tear itself apart". And by "sad", I mean "funny".
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