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Originally Posted by Grim21Reaper

Sean Taylor frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.


Sean Taylor, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Sean Taylor, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

Sean Taylor puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Sean Taylor once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Sean Taylor has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.

Sean Taylor ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".

Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that reads, "WWSTD?"

LMAOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA