[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by BrudLee

I'm giving "Best Week Ever" to the Cleveland Cavaliers. They have one glaring need on their team - outside shooting - and one of the best three point shooters in college history F's up before the draft, dropping his likely draft position to right about where they pick.

I hope he gets sent to prison for a weekend, because the crappy poetry he would write on the inside would be the funniest thing ever.

My moms ain't here to make me food
Why do all these inmates have to act so rude
I should drink and drive
I guess I'm lucky I'm still alive
Why am I test oh so much?
Why didn't they serve Kool Aid with lunch?

Please, people, just leave me be
why is my cellmate watching me pee?
There was a devil in the car that night
He told me to drink and drive, I'd be alright
Those at Duke will bitch and moan
At least I didn't bring an exotic dancer back to my home.