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724Skinsfan · 06-22-2006, 02:28 PM

Recommended recipe for Massive Crap Diet:

20oz Porterhouse steak (yes, you must also eat the fat)
190oz Budweiser (even if its not to your liking)

Consume above ingredients within 2 1/2/ hours. For best results go to bed soon after. Upon waking up in the morning, hold off from taking a crap for as long as possible. Drink at least 20 additonal oz of Budweiser and then procede to poopitate.

This may not reach the considerable mass of the CofEP but I guarantee it will be impressive!

06-22-2006, 02:28 PM	#38
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: W00t! 500th Recommended recipe for Massive Crap Diet: 20oz Porterhouse steak (yes, you must also eat the fat) 190oz Budweiser (even if its not to your liking) Consume above ingredients within 2 1/2/ hours. For best results go to bed soon after. Upon waking up in the morning, hold off from taking a crap for as long as possible. Drink at least 20 additonal oz of Budweiser and then procede to poopitate. This may not reach the considerable mass of the CofEP but I guarantee it will be impressive! __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn