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mheisig · 06-23-2006, 10:06 AM

I can wear a Speedo seeing as my Man Card is MIA. I wouldn't even have a pocket to keep it in.

Which brings me to another issue: the co-existence of Man Cards and virginity. While I was squeezing out another impressive crap this morning it occured to me that I was under the impression yesterday that I lost both my Man Card AND my virginity all in the same day.

However, this cannot be true. In order to have a Man Card, you can't have your virginity, correct? Thus, Man Cards and virginity can NOT coexist.

Which brings me to this conclusion: since I lost my Man Card, it's entirely possible that I now have my virginity BACK.

Dammit.

06-23-2006, 10:06 AM	#488
mheisig The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Southeast Age: 41 Posts: 2,119	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread I can wear a Speedo seeing as my Man Card is MIA. I wouldn't even have a pocket to keep it in. Which brings me to another issue: the co-existence of Man Cards and virginity. While I was squeezing out another impressive crap this morning it occured to me that I was under the impression yesterday that I lost both my Man Card AND my virginity all in the same day. However, this cannot be true. In order to have a Man Card, you can't have your virginity, correct? Thus, Man Cards and virginity can NOT coexist. Which brings me to this conclusion: since I lost my Man Card, it's entirely possible that I now have my virginity BACK. Dammit. __________________ Your post count, reputation score, popularity ranking, VIP tag or funny signature has no bearing on how I value you as an individual.