[724Skinsfan]

I once went to a party in Blacksburg at a friends apartment. It wasn't too big or anything , maybe 25 people. Anyway, I'm drinking a ton of Michelob with two of my buddies, talking about good times and some dude and his buddy show up. This guy is trying to be some sort of super cool California surfer dude that's ready to scarf up some ladies. Well, when I get drunk and feel someone needs to be brought down a knotch or two I get nasty. After suffering through is idiotic "I'm cool" stories I excused myself and asked him if I could get him a beer. He's like "This guy must worship me" and says "yeah, just bring me whatever" in a dismissive way. I get my friend to get a bottle of syrup of Ipecac and we put just a few drops in this guys beer. I walk back to "Zack" (hope you're not reading this) and say here you go. man, "twisting" off the cap of the beer. He downs it and, of course, moments later excuses himself. I think he tried for like 10 minutes outside to not throw up by walking around and what not but he couldn't escape the inevitable. He spent like a half hour in the bathroom. Afterwards, a bunch of guys were giving him crap about puking and not being able to handle drinking beer. He and his buddy left quietly.

I'm a meannie!